Amazon Prime Day, the day when Amazon posts more deals than you could ever conceivably look through in a lifetime, is here!
We waded through the mountains of bargains for you and found some of the best deals in every category (in this case: we found the goods you should 100% treat yo' self to this Prime Day).
2. 47% off a freakin' KitchenAid stand mixer so you can finally get to cooking the way you've always dreamed of.
3. Up to 45% off an adorable duffel bag (available in eight fun prints!) to make quick trips to the gym easy *and* stylish.
5. 40% off a smart sprinkler controller that can be operated off your phone and with Alexa so you're able to save tons of $$$ down the road. Just think, you can water the grass while you're on vacation!
6. 58% off a pair of noise-canceling Bose headphones to help you block loud co-workers and crying babies so you can design your own soundtrack.
8. 50% off the Amazon Firestick with Alexa that will have you streaming hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of content with ease.
9. 56% off a wildly popular coffee and spice grinder because nothing say good morning to your beautiful self like a super fresh cup of joe.
10. 50% off a chic and simple jewelry box so you have a designated home for all of your favorite pieces.
11. 30% off on select bohemian maxi dresses because yes, your wardrobe *DOES* need another summer outfit.
12. Up to 49% off a faux-fur fleece blanket that you'll be so happy you bought when the chilly weather rolls in.
13. 25% off a stunning leather chesterfield sofa that'll for sure become the centerpiece of your living room.
15. 40% off a pair of cropped mid-rise skinny jeans you'll wear more times than you'll probably want to admit.
18. 30% off a gorgeous mid-century leather chair you'll be able to roll all around town — or just your house but it's still really beautiful.
19. 67% off a 23andMe DNA Test with health and ancestry reports so you can see where you've come from, your genetic health risks, and get a wellness report all with just a swab of your cheek.
20. 31% off a fun but elegant ceramic pineapple desk lamp for when you need your study time to be a little more tropical.
22. 71% off the whole freakin' eight-piece set of the Harry Potter movies, because hi! seventy-one percent off!
23. 20% off a pair of studded block heel sandals you'll be able to dance the night away in and not have to hobble home.
24. 50% off a Waterpik water flosser, because your dentist is never gonna stop hounding you until you start flossing.
26. 27% off a set of block toy bento boxes, because who says you shouldn't play with your food container.
27. 35% off a Fujifilm Instax Smart Phone Printer that'll print out your favorite photos directly from your phone.
28. 20% off a ceramic Presto Belgian waffle maker so you can channel your inner Leslie Knope and get your breakfast on.
29. 30% off a gorgeous reversible wool geometric-print area rug that'll bring a subtle pop of color to any room.
32. 28% off a Homedics Footbath with heat boost power so you can give all your little piggies the relaxing break they need.
33. 44% off a copy of The Star Wars Cookbook to get some seriously out of this world chocolate chip cookies.
34. 25% off a giant outdoor connect-four-in-a-row game, because what better way to spend an afternoon outside than by pretending you're a character on Honey I Shrunk The Kids.
35. 31% off a Betsey Johnson Croissandwich wrislet, because you're a carbivore and you need to tell everyone you come across.
36. 49% off a compact PicoBrew capable of brewing five liters or 13 12-ounce bottles of your favorite craft beer right from your counter top.
37. 50% off an organic matcha green tea sampler with 15 single serve pouches that'll make a great cup of matcha tea or a matcha latte.
38. 30% off a cap sleeve Lark & Row wrap dress you can easily take from the office to dinner without ever skipping a beat.
39. 27% off a lightweight Dyson V8 Absolute Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner engineered to pick up ground-in dirt and fine dust from hard floors and carpets.
40. 38% off a Magnasonic Professional Ultrasonic Jewelry Cleaner — it's so discounted you might actually be able to afford some fancy AF jewelry to put in it!
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