1. A stainless-steel stirring spoon that'll puuurrfectly perch itself right on the side of your mug.
2. A bottle of REPEL Insect Repellent — made with plant-based lemon and eucalyptus oils that'll protect you from all those annoying pests that leave you scratching forever.

3. A heavy-duty rust stain remover so you can see what color your shower actually is — hint, it's not an orangey-brown.

4. A pair of knitted cotton socks ideal for helping set house-elves free and keeping your toes nice and toasty.

5. A tube of Essence Lash Princess Mascara that'll leave you with lashes that look so damn long people will think you're wearing falsies — but you're not! And you didn't have the struggle of trying to put on fake lashes.
6. An interactive Cat Dancer — it'll have your little fluff ball jumping and moving around like Kris Kross was making them.
7. A canister of SoftSheen-Carson Magic Extra Strength Shaving Powder which was formulated to remove hair without ever having to use a razor — meaning no razor bumps. Just mix the powder with water, lather, and apply. Five to seven minutes later remove with a damp cloth and bam. Done.

8. A reusable net grocery bag that'll adorably double as a super cute summer tote.

9. A mood describing vinyl sticker just in case anyone tries to start anything in front of your salad.

10. A watermark remover cloth to help you quickly and easily remove marks on wood caused by water, alcohol, heat, latex paint, and permanent marker, and help conceal surface scratches — oh and you can use it to polish metal and chrome.
11. A pack of Pantene Rescue Shots Hair Ampoules Treatment that'll target your damaged hair and help repair split ends.
12. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes designed to help give your leafy green friends the yummy nutrients they need (for up to two months) — and since now you'll have a plant that doesn't die the second it comes into your home, you'll need to keep buying these nutritious little sticks.

13. A pack of facial and eyebrow razors that'll help shape your eyebrows, remove fine hairs, and smooth your skin.
14. An oversized set of faux pearl barrettes for an elegantly dramatic accessory that'll take your outfit to the next level.
15. A beautiful cross-stitch pattern that'll have you creating intricate and honest pieces of art in just a matter of time — a matter of a long time.

16. A delightful little card to let your loved one know exactly what you'd like to do to them if they're okay with it.

17. A magical little Glisten washing machine cleaner designed to help kill that odd smell and kinda gross buildup that can happen inside your appliance.

18. A bottle of germ-killing Pipette hand sanitizer made with 65% USP ethyl alcohol content and sugarcane-derived squalane that'll leave your hands sanitized and moisturized.

19. A charming little tissue box cover to really make your workspace feel like home.

20. A bottle of super gentle Cetaphil Baby Wash and Shampoo — don't let the name fool you, it's not just for babies (at least not of the infant variety), it's great for anyone with sensitive skin.

21. A bottle of Miracle Gro succulent plant food, because everyone says it's sooooo easy to keep a cactus alive — that is until you manage to get your hands on it.

22. A reusable makeup spatula so you can get every last drop of your favorite lip gloss and foundation.

23. A bottle of L'Oreal's Blow Dry It, a hair primer designed to help you reduce your blow-dry time and protect your locks from overheating.

24. A very accurate vinyl sticker — it's like copied-and-pasted straight from every conversation I've ever had.

25. A set of easy to install, flame-retardant socket sealers designed to stop the cold air from leaking into your house and messing with your warm and cozy home.
26. A small and perfectly illustrated Dr. Frasier Crane print, because we all need someone who is listening right now.

27. A polka-dot back-tie mini dress that's the missing piece to your closet woes.
28. A pack of collagen-infused eye masks to help combat your lack-of-sleep look and any other general under-eye puffiness that tends to add to your bad day.
29. A pack of Command picture-hanging strips that'll aid you in hanging your ever-growing art collection without digging any holes into your walls.
30. A set of rubber jar grippers for when you need that extra assistance opening all those impossibly hard to open jars that are really just being difficult for no reason.
31. A very therapeutic Aveeno shave gel made with oat and vitamin E for help preventing razor burn and the pain that comes along with it.
32. A shiny tube of Rimmel Stay Glossy lipgloss designed to stay on and stay put for six hours.
33. A pack of slow cooker liners, because maybe someone in your family has allergies that you have to be extra careful about and do everything you can to prevent cross-contamination or maybe you're just lazy and don't want to wash any dishes after you cook — or maybe both!

34. A pair of durable plastic scrapers to get rid of the build-up on your cast-iron pan without ever compromising the hard work you did to get it seasoned just right.

35. A delightfully foul-mouthed coloring book that'll help you get all your frustrations out in the prettiest way possible.
36. A pack of bra strap clips to help hold everything in place and stop you from doing the grab for your sliding straps every 20 seconds.
37. An absolutely delightful children's book filled with the story from what is (without a doubt, I don't give a hoot what anyone says) the best movie ever created.

38. A reusable makeup-removing cloth, because getting rid of all the excess makeup every night is a chore but this will help make it easier — they just need water!

39. A velvet faux pearl beaded headband designed with a knotted detail and in a comfortable fit for a sophisticated look you can wear all day.

40. An OXO dish squeegee to help scrape off those stuck-on messes without ever harming their dishes — one might even say this thing helps make sure their china is stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. (Get it? Squeegee, Bee Gees! Goodness, I crack myself up!)

41. A silicone oven rack push/pull – it'll help you get access to your hot oven without having to stick your hands in there.

42. A set of whimsical little bag clips so you can keep your food fresh and maybe even stop all those little critters you live with away from your food — and by critters I mean your roommates.

43. A delightfully etched side-view mirror sticker for help with your competive nature.

44. A hypoallergenic citrus and floral scented baby cologne for when the infant in your life has a hot date — just kidding, it's actually great for adults too and helps add a fresh scent to whoever is wearing it.

45. A personalized wooden nameplate designed in that magical font that always greets us at the start of the best movies.

46. An inspiring vinyl wall decal that'll be your daily reminder to leave your house and kick some serious ass.

And I promise you all, at the time of publication everything on this list was five dollars.
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