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1. A Strickland Propane T-shirt, because nothing can bring you more joy than selling propane and propane accessories.
2. A defensive little vinyl sticker for when you're ready to kick life in the balls — or just Chane Wassanasong.
3. A comfy T-shirt, because from now on all you're gonna be pimping is Sweet Lady Propane and you'll need this tee to be tricking her out all over this town.
4. A beautiful Boomhauer print, because gosh dang it, sometimes love is just so hard to understand.
5. A classic lightweight T-shirt you'll just have to wear while you're enjoying a nice can of Alamo.
6. A stitched Lady Bird hat, because who's a good girl? Who's a good girl who wants to go dancing?
7. A lazy little enamel pin for when you decide to skip out on church and steal money from your mother's purse.
8. A delightful Dale's Dead-Bug T-shirt you don't have to smoke 90,000 cigarettes just to get.
9. An adorable custom-made family portrait that'll make Rainey Street your home sweet home.
10. A BBQ-scented air freshener so you can smell the meat and not the heat.
11. A crew neck T-shirt from the store you love to hate so damn much.
12. A handy little ceramic mug so you can spill the tea about how you lost your shins and killed fitty men.
13. An adorable pair of handmade earrings — if they weren't so cute, I'd hug them.
14. A classic T-shirt you can wear when you're passing the time.
15. A customizable set of patches people will think you got at Urban Outfitters, but you actually got them at work — and no, you don't work at Urban Outfitters, this isn't ironic!
16. A delightful little mug to sh-sh-share with the whole family.
17. A set of Santos de Arlen digital prints so you can vaya con dios.
18. A 100% cotton pre-shrunk T-shirt you should definitely buy for Hank's wife.
19. A breathtaking print that'll look so much better on your wall than an image of a backed-up colon.
20. A set of mylar and metal pins — now all you'll need is your pin supporting Paddlin' Peggy and your collection will be complete.
21. A simple graphic tee because, you don't have an anger problem, you have an idiot problem!
22. A handmade Bobby Hill patch to adorn your Thanksgiving outfit, because...thanks for nothing.
23. And this King of the Hill soundtrack filled with all the hits you enjoyed from the show — and no, there isn't one damn "Randy Travis" song on it.
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