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    Updated on Apr 12, 2019. Posted on Apr 12, 2019

    23 "King Of The Hill" Products That'll Have You Saying Yep. Yup. Yep. Mm-Hmm.

    You're gonna want all this stuff, I tell you h'wut.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A Strickland Propane T-shirt, because nothing can bring you more joy than selling propane and propane accessories.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "True to men’s sizing. I ordered a medium. I prefer the fit of men’s shirts. Great quality! The black print is bold and not cracking. It's a soft cotton Gildan shirt." —leandra

    Get it from Amazon for $8+ (available in sizes S-XXL and in 10 colors). Also available in a cozy sweatshirt!

    2. A defensive little vinyl sticker for when you're ready to kick life in the balls — or just Chane Wassanasong.

    Dream Heaux Apparel on Etsy

    Get it from Dream Heaux Apparel on Etsy for $3.50.

    3. A comfy T-shirt, because from now on all you're gonna be pimping is Sweet Lady Propane and you'll need this tee to be tricking her out all over this town.

    Andys Nerdy Prints on Etsy

    Get it from Andys Nerdy Prints on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes S-3X).

    4. A beautiful Boomhauer print, because gosh dang it, sometimes love is just so hard to understand.

    Foxes Cave on Etsy

    Get it from Foxes Cave on Etsy for $12+ (available in two sizes).

    5. A classic lightweight T-shirt you'll just have to wear while you're enjoying a nice can of Alamo.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Great show and a great shirt. Looks like good quality and makes me smile every time I see it." —jeff allgood

    Get it from Amazon for $21.95 (available in men's and women's sizes S-3XL and in five colors).

    6. A stitched Lady Bird hat, because who's a good girl? Who's a good girl who wants to go dancing?

    ScreensNThread on Etsy

    Get it from ScreensNThread on Etsy for $16+ (available in three colors).

    7. A lazy little enamel pin for when you decide to skip out on church and steal money from your mother's purse.

    PINDABEARpins on Etsy

    Get it from PINDABEARpins on Etsy for $10.

    8. A delightful Dale's Dead-Bug T-shirt you don't have to smoke 90,000 cigarettes just to get.

    King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy

    Get it from King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy for $15.29+ (available in sizes S-5X and in six colors).

    9. An adorable custom-made family portrait that'll make Rainey Street your home sweet home.

    Wada Designs on Etsy

    Get it from Wada Designs on Etsy for $69+.

    10. A BBQ-scented air freshener so you can smell the meat and not the heat.

    Victory Screech Labs on Etsy

    Get it from Victory Screech Labs on Etsy for $7 (available in 14 scents).

    11. A crew neck T-shirt from the store you love to hate so damn much.

    King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy

    Get it from King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy for $15.29+ (available in sizes S-5X and in five colors).

    12. A handy little ceramic mug so you can spill the tea about how you lost your shins and killed fitty men.

    King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy

    Get it from King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy for $10.79+ (available in white or black and in 11 and 15 fl oz.).

    13. An adorable pair of handmade earrings — if they weren't so cute, I'd hug them.

    nofayes on Etsy

    Get it from nofayes on Etsy for $15.

    14. A classic T-shirt you can wear when you're passing the time.

    DemBoys Tees on Etsy

    Get it from DemBoys Tees on Etsy for $18+ (available in sizes S-3X and in black and navy).

    15. A customizable set of patches people will think you got at Urban Outfitters, but you actually got them at work — and no, you don't work at Urban Outfitters, this isn't ironic!

    NeitherSparky on Etsy

    You can have the Hank patch customized to your name, or maybe you've always wished your name was Hank! Whatever you want!

    Get it from NeitherSparky on Etsy for $18.

    16. A delightful little mug to sh-sh-share with the whole family.

    King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy

    Get it from King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy for $10.79+ (available in white or black and in 11 and 15 fl oz.).

    17. A set of Santos de Arlen digital prints so you can vaya con dios.

    High Five Retro on Etsy

    Get it from High Five Retro on Etsy for $10.

    18. A 100% cotton pre-shrunk T-shirt you should definitely buy for Hank's wife.

    King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy

    Get it from King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy for $16.99+ (available in sizes S-5X and in gray and black).

    19. A breathtaking print that'll look so much better on your wall than an image of a backed-up colon.

    Dave Pollot on Etsy

    Get it from Dave Pollot on Etsy for $19.99+ (available in a variety of sizes and in prints and canvas).

    20. A set of mylar and metal pins — now all you'll need is your pin supporting Paddlin' Peggy and your collection will be complete.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These are the greatest. They came pretty quickly too! Would recommend to anyone." —B-W

    Get the set of nine from Amazon for $10.64.

    21. A simple graphic tee because, you don't have an anger problem, you have an idiot problem!

    King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy

    Get it from King Of The Hill Goods on Etsy for $16.99+ (available in sizes S-5X and in five colors).

    22. A handmade Bobby Hill patch to adorn your Thanksgiving outfit, because...thanks for nothing.

    Dream Heaux Apparel on Etsy

    Get it from Dream Heaux Apparel on Etsy for $8.

    23. And this King of the Hill soundtrack filled with all the hits you enjoyed from the show — and no, there isn't one damn "Randy Travis" song on it.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "First the show, then the book The Boy Ain't Right, now this album. Those guys keep putting out one great product after another. What could be next, a great game? I can only hope. Anyway, the Barenaked Ladies Song is great, Hank Hill singing Red Sovine's "Teddy Bear" is an instant classic, Sheryl Crow has another hit, "Mow Against the Grain" made me laugh, and Willie Nelson made me cry. This album has everything for everyone and I loved it. If you're a fan of the show or if you just like great music, GET THIS ALBUM!" —Kate

    Get it from Amazon for $11.

    Don't forget to have all your new purchases delivered to Rusty Shackleford.

    Deedle-Dee Productions

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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