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1. A Squatty Potty — I promise you, they'll thank you later.
2. A box of tea filled with delicious flavors and amazing literary quotes — these bags are just asking to be in the opening credits of a rom-com!
3. A comfy T-shirt to honor and memorialize the planets we've loved and lost. RIP Pluto, RIP.
4. A variety pack of meat sticks for all your vegetarian friends — just kidding!
5. An incredibly pointless book filled with useless information — what more could a person ask for?
6. A delightful peanut butter cake mix for your furriest best friend in the whole world.
7. A 36 piece Lip Smacker vault — they'll never need a lip balm again in their life!!
8. A pack of straws and connectors to let your little ones create some awesome structures, creatures, or whatever else they can think up!
9. THE BEST DAMN T-SHIRT ON THE INTERNET. The end, that's all.
10. An infamous coloring book filled with over 100 images to bring out their evil side — or logical side, 'cause now that I'm an adult I'm realizing that these villains weren't actually all wrong (except Cruella, she was the worst).
11. A box of hexagonal structured condoms so you can give them the gift of pleasure and protection.
12. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey you'll quickly wonder how you ever lived without! Seriously, it's spicy, sweet, and tastes SO f#@%ing good on pizza.
13. A pop-up encyclopedia about dinosaurs that'll be a roaring good time.
14. A thumb-wrestling set complete with sumo wrestler thumb toppers and a 32-page guide of fun facts and helpful hints.
15. A magical little candle that'll be perfect for showcasing exactly who their inspiration is.
16. A cotton baseball hat they'll just have to wear when you guys go on your vacation to the land of the dead.
17. A DIY guitar pick punch that'll give them all the tools they'll need to let the music flow.
18. A pair of ultra-trendy, blue-light-blocking, perfectly framed glasses so they can finally replace the tape-riddled pair they can't even see out of anymore.
19. A classic Christmas tale to help get them into (and through) the holiday season.
20. A glass beaker wineglass to use after a long day in the lab.
21. A pack of colorful "mushroom"-shaped lipsticks...yeah, that's what you'll call them.
22. An awesome set of every cocktail mixer they could ever possibly need — now they can finally do that line for line, scene for scene reenactment of the movie Cocktail.
23. A gorgeous handmade embroidered wool beret that's just out of this world.
24. A magically inspired cookbook filled with the recipes that all your favorite wizards would probably love.
25. A scratch-off bucket list poster so they can mark off places, classic movies, or songs as they discover and explore them.
26. A tin of gorgeous, stress-relieving iridescent Thinking Putty they won't want to put down for hours and hours.
27. A glass pepper pipe, because they like to smoke their herbal refreshments hot, hot, hot.
28. A pocketed apron for anyone who is tired of people giving them "advice" when they're in the kitchen.
29. A recycled cotton extra-long knit scarf everyone will be hounding them about.
30. A helpful and insightful hardcover book for that one a$$hole in your office.
31. A pack of ultra-moisturizing face masks formulated with mineral-rich Icelandic water and a perfect mix of vitamins to help them get the bright and clean skin of their dreams.
32. A set of Golden Girls shot glasses — the perfect gift to thank them for being a friend.
33. A charming and delightful cookbook that'll fill their kitchen with so many yummy dishes their guests will be begging to drop them while they're still hot.
34. A T-shirt. Are you original? (Yeah.) Are you the only one? (Yeah.) Are you sexual? (Yeah.) Are you everything anyone needs? Then you better rock this now. Everybody. Rock your body and this shirt. Everybody. Rock your body right.
35. A DHC gift card you can buy up until the very last second and unlock a slew of awesome Japenese beauty products they'll totally love.
36. A 3-pound bag of cereal marshmallows so they don't have to pick them out of their Lucky Charms anymore.
37. A timeless little dictionary filled with fashion facts that'll look adorable sitting on your trendiest friend's coffee table.
38. A long-lasting moisturizing lip tint for the kind of wine lips they'll actually want.
39. A delightful little resin garden statue that'll be absolutely meowificent in their front yard.
40. A scratch-and-sniff guide to learning all about whiskey!! Guys, it's an adult scratch-and-sniff book — dreams do come true!
41. A stainless-steel dumpling maker they could probably also use to make delicious mini empanadas.
42. A pair of light-up chopsticks for when they need the help of the force to get them through a meal.
43. A hilarious addition to an already awesome game designed specifically for your favorite basic B — just note that a Starbucks cup, Michael Kors watch, and oversized sunnies are not included.
44. An actually playable guitar T-shirt for when they need to release their inner rock star but forgot to bring their Fender.
45. An organic growing kit with everything you need to grow some very yummy treats for your kitty (that are actually good for them).
46. A sexy AF 2019 calendar to replace last year's swimsuit edition.
47. A fierce AF mad libs you'd better buy bitch or risk being forced to sashay away.
48. A sparkling splurgeworthy Gucci workout set — complete with headband and two wristbands — for that person on your list who lives at the gym (and you'll have to now too, because there goes your rent money).
49. A helpful little sweatshirt (from the BuzzFeed merch shop) that, honestly, your freakin' family should buy you — if your aunt asks you one more time to log her into her Facebook account, your head may explode.
50. A delightful and beautifully illustrated book about how one ordinary man (with a big heart and great talent) changed the world.
51. A microwave- and dishwasher-safe ceramic mug perfect for anyone who just got accepted into Hogwarts.
52. A comfy sweatshirt designed with your care instructions right on the front.
53. A cat-butts coloring book because you like cat butts and you cannot lie. It would also make a great gift for all your brothers because they can't deny, when a feline walks in with an itty-bitty face and puts her round butthole in your face you get...in the mood to color.
54. A set of light-up coasters, because darkness is no excuse for f#@%ing up your table.
55. An illustrated book filled some of the weirdest, most random, and perhaps totally useless facts in existence.
56. A bottle of some seriously yummy Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce, because we all have that one person on our list who just loves hot sauce a little too much.
57. A delightful-smelling candle for anyone who isn't gonna make it home this holiday season.
58. And a pair of fresh AF cufflinks for anyone born and raised in West Philadelphia and who spent most of their days on the playground.
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