Promising Review: "This stuff literally smells like ass. Bad ass. Horrible ass. You-need-to-go-to-the-doctor ass. Tried it out last night on my boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night:
5:00 p.m.: Boyfriend on laptop in living room. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
5:05 p.m.: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the living room, about 10 feet away from the boyfriend.
5:06 p.m.: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
5:08 p.m.: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
5:15 p.m.: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
5:45 p.m.: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
6:25 p.m.: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now. At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more. Once in each bedroom and once in the living room.
6:30 p.m.: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet, and vacuums the entire place. During this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.
7:30 p.m.: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.
11:00 p.m.: While finishing up the laundry, Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He decides the cat must have wiped his paws on it and says we need to make an appointment with the vet because the smell is concerning.
I will be using this spray about once a month for the rest of my life. Thank you, Liquid Ass. Thank you." —Kay