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19 Ridiculous Taylor Swift Things That'd Be Weird If You Did Them

What's that on my arm? Oh, it's just my cat.

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1. Take a trip to Disneyland, but make sure all the rides are shut down so the only people who can ride them are you, a Victoria's Secret model, her daughter, and your bodyguard.

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2. Have a self-timer* photo shoot on the beach in a mysterious tropical location with your super-hot DJ boyfriend.

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*I'm assuming the camera is on self-timer because if it's not, imagine being the person who has to take those photos.

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3. Be the maid of honour at your best friend's wedding and completely upstage her but she can't even be mad because you're Taylor Swift.

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4. Pose in a bush with Selena Gomez, which is completely hilarious because you once released a hit song called "Out of the Woods".

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5. Have Blake Lively make you a Thanksgiving/birthday pie with icing replicas of your cats on the top.

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6. And allow one of said cats to chew on one of your 270 prestigious awards.

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7. Also, buy gigantic cardboard cut-outs of your cats because you can't take them across the border to Canada while you're on your sold-out worldwide tour.

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8. Invite Mick Jagger to perform onstage with you in front of almost 30,000 people like it's totally nbd.

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9. Wear a sweater with your own face on it that someone knitted you without you even having to ask them first.

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10. Attend the MTV VMAs, but only on the condition that you get to take approximately a billion of your friends along with you.

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12. Sunbathe onstage in an empty arena, because why not?

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13. Pretend you're posting a picture on Instagram to wish your bestie a happy birthday, when really you're posting a picture on Instagram to show everyone how hot your boyfriend is.

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14. Pose for a group picture with your friends, and allow one of them to sit on the floor at your feet and hold onto your shoe.

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15. Throw your childhood best friend a birthday party and have Dashboard Confessional and Hayley Williams from Paramore surprise her with an impromptu performance.

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16. Casually hang out with Haim while hiking in Hawaii in the most casual possible way.

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17. And also hang out with your supermodel friends totally casually, oh is that a camera, I didn't see that camera there.

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18. Wear a necklace gifted to you by Lena Dunham that has a tiny photograph of your cat's face on it.

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19. And, of course, carry your cat around the streets of New York, act like it's totally normal, and have no one even blink an eye.

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