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    19 Ridiculous Taylor Swift Things That'd Be Weird If You Did Them

    What's that on my arm? Oh, it's just my cat.

    1. Take a trip to Disneyland, but make sure all the rides are shut down so the only people who can ride them are you, a Victoria's Secret model, her daughter, and your bodyguard.

    2. Have a self-timer* photo shoot on the beach in a mysterious tropical location with your super-hot DJ boyfriend.

    3. Be the maid of honour at your best friend's wedding and completely upstage her but she can't even be mad because you're Taylor Swift.

    4. Pose in a bush with Selena Gomez, which is completely hilarious because you once released a hit song called "Out of the Woods".

    5. Have Blake Lively make you a Thanksgiving/birthday pie with icing replicas of your cats on the top.

    6. And allow one of said cats to chew on one of your 270 prestigious awards.

    7. Also, buy gigantic cardboard cut-outs of your cats because you can't take them across the border to Canada while you're on your sold-out worldwide tour.

    8. Invite Mick Jagger to perform onstage with you in front of almost 30,000 people like it's totally nbd.

    9. Wear a sweater with your own face on it that someone knitted you without you even having to ask them first.

    10. Attend the MTV VMAs, but only on the condition that you get to take approximately a billion of your friends along with you.

    11. Accidentally drop one of your Grammys on the floor and break it, because they just gave you too many Grammys, and you're only one person, dammit.

    12. Sunbathe onstage in an empty arena, because why not?

    13. Pretend you're posting a picture on Instagram to wish your bestie a happy birthday, when really you're posting a picture on Instagram to show everyone how hot your boyfriend is.

    14. Pose for a group picture with your friends, and allow one of them to sit on the floor at your feet and hold onto your shoe.

    15. Throw your childhood best friend a birthday party and have Dashboard Confessional and Hayley Williams from Paramore surprise her with an impromptu performance.

    16. Casually hang out with Haim while hiking in Hawaii in the most casual possible way.

    17. And also hang out with your supermodel friends totally casually, oh is that a camera, I didn't see that camera there.

    18. Wear a necklace gifted to you by Lena Dunham that has a tiny photograph of your cat's face on it.

    19. And, of course, carry your cat around the streets of New York, act like it's totally normal, and have no one even blink an eye.

    You keep doing you, Tay Tay. 👑💖