How Fancy Is Your Cat?
So your cat might not be the poshest, but that's okay – your cat knows there's more to life than riches, and who wants a haughty cat, anyway?
Your cat isn't exactly posh, but they like to be treated to a saucer of nice, cold milk every once in a while, and they probably understand the rules of cricket.
Your cat enjoys the finer things in life, but they're not obnoxious about it. They might demand some freshly-caught salmon once in a while, but they'll still thank you for it afterwards.
You and your cat both know your place in your relationship. You're there to provide food and shelter, and your cat is the ruler of the manor. Be honest – your cat sleeps on your pillow, doesn't she?