Drew Barrymore Took An "I Heart Jake Gyllenhaal" Sign To A Red Carpet And Honestly, Same
Me as a celebrity.
It's time to settle down and cast our minds back to 2001, when a young Jake Gyllenhaal and an also young Drew Barrymore appeared together in a little movie called Donnie Darko.
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It was one of Jake's earliest acting roles, and I'm sure you'll agree that he showed off his talents pretty damn well.
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But one person who doesn't agree is Drew Barrymore – because on Wednesday, James Corden asked her to rank some of her past costars from least to most talented, and she ranked Jake last.
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To be fair, she only did this because otherwise she'd have to eat turkey testicles, but while Jake himself might forgive her, I'm still finding it difficult.
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Of course, a whole bunch of news outlets immediately jumped on the absolutely scandalous fact that Drew called Jake Gyllenhaal untalented.
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So Drew did what anyone in her position would've done, and took a giant "I ❤️ JAKE GYLLENHAAL" sign to the premiere of her show.
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I thought I was going to have to unstan for a second, but I think it's safe to say that all is forgiven and I can enjoy watching Santa Clarita Diet as planned.
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Now the only thing I want to know is, like... What happened to the sign? Is it just floating free and available for anyone to use? I don't have anyone in mind. Just asking for a friend.
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