Gabrielle UnionVia David Becker/Getty ImagesKirsten DunstVia Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images
Queen Gabrielle is, somehow, 46 years old!! 10 whole ass years older than Kiki. BUT it doesn't even matter 'cause they both can still bring it!
Reese WitherspoonVia Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty ImagesTracee Ellis RossVia Valerie Macon/AFP/Getty Images
Tracee Ellis Ross
Madame Tracee has been on this undeserving earth for 46 years, four years longer than Lady Reese! Though, what we did to deserve either of these legends is beyond me.
James MarsdenVia Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty ImagesIdris ElbaVia Alexander Koerner/Getty Images
Daddy Idris is a sweet 46, but he's only one year older than the beautiful James Marsden. Regardless, both can, like, get it.
Anne HathawayVia Jon Kopaloff/Getty ImagesCynthia ErivoVia John Lamparski/Getty Images
Annie Hath is 36! Wooooowwww. A cool five years older than Cynthia E! It doesn't even matter, cuz both of these sly women can steal from me any day.
Mädchen AmickVia Frederick M. Brown/Getty ImagesViola DavisVia Valerie Macon/AFP/Getty Images
Viola Davis has been slaying the game for 53 years! Six years longer than Mädchen Amick. But age is but a number!
Paul RuddVia Christopher Polk/Getty ImagesChadwick BosemanVia Emma McIntyre/Getty Images
Paul Rudd 49 YEARS OLD – a whole-ass EIGHT YEARS older than Chadwick Boseman. I mean, there must be vibranium in their moisturizers?? That's how they look so ageless.
Kerry WashingtonVia Larry Busacca/Getty ImagesConstance WuVia Paul Archuleta/Getty Images
Kerry Washington is a whopping 41, which is five years older than Constance Wu. But the true Scandal here is that NEITHER of these women have revealed their skincare routines!
Regina KingVia Emma McIntyre/Getty ImagesAmy AdamsVia Emma McIntyre/Getty Images
Regina King has been alive for 47 years! WOWZA! Even bigger shock is that she's three years older than Amy Adams. The only Sharp Objects here are these women's cheekbones, ammirite?
Daniel KaluuyaVia Jason Kempin/Getty ImagesDev PatelVia Michael Loccisano/Getty Images
Danny boy is 29 years old, only a year older than our boi Dev. But it's all good, cuz they have so much more life to live and roles to be acted!
Cate BlanchettVia Neilson Barnard/Getty ImagesHalle BerryVia Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images
SOMEHOW Halle Berry is 52 years young, only three years older than Cate Blanchett. The true mystery here is how either of these women are older than 16.
DrakeVia Jamie McCarthy/Getty ImagesMeek MillVia Mike Coppola/Getty Images
October's Very Own, Drake, is a cool 32, only a few months older than Meek Mill. But spitting fire bars knows no age.
Diahann CarrollVia Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesHelen MirrenVia Mike Coppola/Getty Images
Now, now, I will not reveal these esteemed ladies' ages...but, I will say, that by some act of magic, Madam Carroll is a DECADE older than Helen Mirren and, honestly, I am at a loss for words.