34 "Twilight" Jokes That Are Almost As Enticing As Edward Cullen's Topaz Eyes

    Justice for Rosalie Hale and Leah Clearwater.

    Ehis Osifo
    by Ehis Osifo

    BuzzFeed Staff

    My obsession with Twilight began back in 2005, when I cracked open the spine of the very first novel. It's only been PIQUED with the recent release of Midnight Sun.

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    My Twilight books and DVDs whenever I pick them up from the shelf.

    So, for your and my pleasure, here's a list some funny jokes about the vampire series:

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