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Broke: Noah Calhoun, woke: Lon Hammond, Jr.
Like, no Noah. She doesn't wanna dance in the middle of a fair with you, the stranger, when she's out with her friends. And, oh, there's no music!
Words cannot describe the audacity of white men, honestly.
Patience is a virtue, one that Noah does not possess.
Everyone always thinks the scene of them lying in the street and watching the traffic light change is rOmAnTiC. It's not. It's boring, dirty, and oh, yeah, dangerous! You know, on account of the fact that CARS DRIVE on that street. Ugh, Lon would never.
Right after they fought, they would, ahem, ~make up~. No talking about what the fight was about, no resolution. Not a marker of a healthy relationship, IMO!
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
Oil and water, if you ask me.
We love a man who just understands. No questions asked.
Don't get me wrong, Allie is equally wrong here. But, this just goes to show that bad decisions go hand in hand with Noah Calhoun.
Lon loved Allie, but loved her enough to *sniffles* let her go. He knew that forcing her to be with him was going to make neither of them happy. Me? I would have needed no convincing whatsoever. Noah who?
I believe Noah's exact words were, "If you leave me, I'll hate you" and "He's got a lot of money!" So, in one fell swoop, he gives her an timely ultimatum and implies that she's a gold digger. And this is supposedly the woman you love? Oh, okay.
Like, does he have a job?
At the end of the day, Lon DESERVED BETTER! For those cheekbones alone! I know he's a fictional character and all, but homeboy can like, get it.