New Year's Eve Is The Friggin Worst, And I Got The Carfax To Prove It
Don't @ me. You know it's true.
The holidays are filled with joy and merriment, as well as catching up with the fam and the homies.
But with all these ~festive feels~, there's a dark spot the ruins all the fun: New Year's Eve.
You're probably like, whaaa?? NYE is the BOMB! But, take a minute, and really think about it. Cuz I talked to chief, and NYE ain't it.
Let's break it down, shall we?
For starters, if you're under 21, what exactly is there to do?
Like, I'm being real...help a girl understand.
And don't even get me STARTED on NYE when you're over 21.
You gotta get the hair done, the nails done, everything did. And for what? So NO ONE can see all your efforts in the dark club.
NOT TO MENTION, it's so crowded and loud – you can't even talk with the friends that you initially went out with, and some girl next to you keeps screaming "Wooooooooo!"
Speaking of loud – those noise maker thingies?? Send 'em straight to hell.
Plus, don't forget the whole "starting off the new year on the right foot" mentality.
There's no such thing as poppin' New Year's Eve food.
AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT'S NOT EVEN A HOLIDAY! IT'S LITERALLY JUST THE PASSING OF TIME.
At the end of the day, do you: get wasted, watch Dick Clark, or sleep through it. Just be sure it’s something you wanna do. Me? Cash me INSIDE and UNDER THE COVERS, howbow dah?
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