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    Here Are 23 Pickup Lines That People Somehow Found The Audacity To Use

    Do people think before they talk?

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us some of the wildest pickup lines they've ever heard or used themselves. Here are some lines that make me question where people get their audacity:

    1.

    I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles.

    hannahm4638d3435

    2.

    [Dating app message:] I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was.

    jenmonje

    ABC

    3.

    [Said to a girl named Jen]: Do you spell you name G-I-N? Cause you make me intoxicated.

    marteilr

    4.

    Hey, do you want to come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

    christiew4edd99e99

    Oscars

    5.

    Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two more wishes, though.

    f42f3f6908

    6.

    [Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter.

    nazalealea

    FOX

    7.

    [Said to someone with missing fingers:] I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine.

    justme12

    8.

    [Said to a history major:] So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?

    520girl

    9.

    [Said to a girl named Mariel:] I don't date tens, I only Mariel-evens.

    marielu3

    ABC

    10.

    I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

    kagome423

    11.

    [Said by someone's ex:] Are you my dad? 'Cause I miss you.

    kenquick

    12.

    Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?

    mitchellthemuppet

    NBC

    13.

    [Said by someone named Alyssa:] You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa.

    alyssac49b9f4710

    14.

    Girl, are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.

    ThatOneSheerio

    15.

    [Said to a girl named Brandy:] Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room.

    brandyn43314eea1

    VH1

    16.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you.

    cindyw497d786b1

    17.

    I’m planning on boycotting trip advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1.

    laurosaurus

    18.

    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

    julid483f13f8d

    NBC

    19.

    You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on earth so you’d have to sit on my face.

    jannak47a925f4b

    20.

    Did you fall out of the vending machine? 'Cause you’re a snack.

    simonebaldwin171

    21.

    I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets.

    julial11

    Warner Bros.

    22.

    Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me.

    notcreativelol

    23.

    Are you an unpaid parking ticket? 'Cause you got mighty fine written all over you.

    montgomeryk959

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