Here Are 23 Pickup Lines That People Somehow Found The Audacity To Use
Do people think before they talk?
We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us some of the wildest pickup lines they've ever heard or used themselves. Here are some lines that make me question where people get their audacity:
[Dating app message:] I'm actually from the future where we've been married twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was.
[Said by a barista:] You're the whipped cream to my coffee — without you my life is bitter.
[Said to someone with missing fingers:] I see that you're missing some digits, so here are mine.
[Said to a history major:] So you like history? Wanna come over and see my Battle of the Bulge?
Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?
[Said by someone named Alyssa:] You can call me Leonardo DaVinci, because I will make you moan-Alyssa.
Girl, are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.
[Said to a girl named Brandy:] Ah, no wonder I found you so intoxicating from across the room.
I’m planning on boycotting trip advisor because I looked up the best places to eat and you weren’t #1.