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19 Times Ted Cruz Was Outta-Control Sassy

You can't handle the sass.

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Some people think Hillary Clinton is the sassiest person who might be running for president in 2016.

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Others might say Rand Paul is sassier.

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1. But until those two decide to officially join the fray, there's only one sass-master on the road to the White House.

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2. Before we get started, let's run down the three levels of Ted Cruz sass:

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3. Basic sass.

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4. Next-level sassy pants.

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5. Pure sassafras.

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6. Sometimes Ted valiantly attempts to hold back the sass, but his efforts are always futile.

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7. Just look at all the sassafras Ted is throwing here while he waits for a sufficient number of mics to get all up in his grill.

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8. That's more like it.

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9. Ted might be out of focus here, but he's still full of sass.

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10. Classic, ~you're really going to ask me that question?~ sass.

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11. OH, YOU WANT A QUOTE? HOW ABOUT SOME SASS FIRST?

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12. You should know that your words mean nothing when you're getting this kind of sass from Ted.

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13. Same sass, different day.

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14. Just because you're a child doesn't mean Ted will hold the sass back.

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15. Deal with it, kid.

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16. What's all the sass about here? It's just Ted telegraphing his thoughts about that dude on the right still using a flip phone in the year 2015.

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17. You can just hear Ted saying "Kiss my sassafras" right here.

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18. Rand can't even handle all this sass.

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19. Keep up the good work, Ted. Your sassafras is untouchable.

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