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21 Feuds That Will Never Die

Peace is not an option.

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1. Star Trek vs. Star Wars

NBC
LucasFilm

Should galaxies be long ago and far away or the final frontier?

2. Shamblers vs. Rage Zombies

AMC
Paramount Pictures

How do you prefer your inevitable death? Slow and steady or fast and deadly?

3. Xbox vs. Playstation

Because everyone loves Nintendo. Basically do you want to play Halo 3 or The Last Of Us?

4. DC vs. Marvel

DC Entertainment
Marvel Entertainment

Which collection of superheroes is the superior fighting force?

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5. Subtitles vs. English Translation

DiC Enterprises
DiC Enterprises

Basically do you want your Sailor Scouts to be cousins or lesbian lovers?

6. Vampires vs. Werewolves

Warner Bros.
Screen Gems

And no, Twilight and Teen Wolf don't count. We're talking monsters, not masturbation material.

7. Betty vs. Veronica

Archie Comics
Archie Comics

The girl next door or the poor little rich girl? Or dark horse Cheryl if you're into redhead-on-redhead action.

8. Android vs. iPhone

"Guys they're just phones. Everyone calm down," said no one ever.

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9. Kirk vs. Picard

Which management style is better for Starfleet? The "Sex with everything" or the "Never break the Prime Directive...except now"?

10. Pirates vs. Ninjas

Walt Disney Pictures
Legendary Pictures

One gets wenches, the other gets pizza. Love of ships or showers is the deciding factor.

11. Terminator vs. Robocop

Orion Pictures
Orion Pictures

Pick your poison: murderous far-future cyborg or murderous near-future cyborg?

12. Mac vs. PC

Do you prefer to be an elitist snob or a technology bumpkin? Sorry, those are your only options.

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13. Red Shirts vs. Stormtroopers

Paramount Pictures
LucasFilm

Dying in the line of fire is more an art than a science.

14. Alien vs. Predator

20th Century Fox Productions
20th Century Fox Productions

OK so it's really alien vs. alien but not all extraterrestrials are created equally.

15. Labyrinth vs. Legend

Jim Henson Company
Universal Pictures

There are those who prefer their villains as androgynous wizards and those that prefer Tim Curry.

16. Han Solo vs. Malcolm Reynolds

LucasFilm
20th Century Fox Television

Always shoot first and ask questions later. But do you prefer your space westerns with light speed or rapier wit?

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17. Book vs. Movie

We all consume unhealthy amounts of media, but our drugs of choice vary.

18. Harry Potter vs. Lord Of The Rings

Warner Bros.
New Line Cinema

Will you speak "friend" and enter or choose to learn Parseltongue instead?

19. Gwen Stacy vs. Mary Jane

Marvel Entertainment
Marvel Entertainment

For a shy science geek, Peter Parker sure attracts a high caliber of love interest.

20. Starbuck vs. Starbuck

Universal TV
NBC Universal Television

The most controversial thing about rebooting a future where robots kill all humans — causing us to flee the planet — was gender-bending the hot shot pilot.

21. Classic Who vs. New Who

BBC
BBC

Scarves or Chuck Taylors? Velvet smoking jackets or bow ties? Choose your cosplay.