1. A jumbo two-pack of Reese's cups for all those little jack o'lanterns to fight over, during the traditional post-trick-or-treat-bag-dump-and-trade.
2. A 24-count pack of watermelon Sour Patch Kids that bear an uncanny resemblance to your most feisty trick-or-treaters...before you hand these over.
3. A three-pound bag of candy corn to fill the treat bowl in your office, which is probably a cauldron, an origami bowl made of overdue bills, or something else equally spooky.
4. A party-sized bag of mini caramel Twix so you can live out the old "Two for me, none for you" slogan at an exponential level.
5. A 90-count box of Air Heads you'd have to be a real ~numbskull~ to pass up or pass out. Buy a bag and keep all that fruit-flavored value to yourself, think about it.
6. A variety box of full-sized Hershey's candy for the costumes that deserve a little something extra.
7. A 65-count bag of fun-sized Skittles and Starburst that's the perfect companion for turning off the porch light this Halloween and marathoning horror flicks.
8. A 20.3-ounce bag of snack-sized Payday bars to give your trick-or-treaters a taste of how you feel when that direct deposit hits.
9. A 41-ounce bag of Life Savers to keep this Haunted Night afloat with an entire fleet of Fruity Buoys.
10. A 100-count box of Tootsie Pops that put life's tough questions on sticks. "How many licks does it take to get to the center? What center am I really trying to get to?"
11. A 145-count tub of Laffy Taffy to carry with you the entire night and hand out to anyone who needs proof of your ~sweet~ sense of humor.
12. A 36-count box of M&M's so your mouth can become the Haunted House these chocolates will never leave.
13. A 40-ounce variety bag of mini chocolate bars to pad out those goodie bags every kid has to bring to their homeroom's Halloween party.
14. Or a 250-count variety bag of Mars' chocolate, because your house is the house every kid in the neighborhood has to visit.
15. A party bag of Kit Kats and Reese's cups for the chance to establish diametric Chocolate Allegiances by giving each trick-or-treater a choice between the two.
16. A variety bag of fun-sized Snickers that might be difficult to differentiate between (after you eat that fifth, tenth, or fifteenth one).
17. A five-pound bag of Jolly Ranchers every costumed swashbuckler is bound to ask for. "Aye, matey, do ye have any ~arrr~ candy?"
18. An 18-count Starburst and Skittles variety mix that would've been more valuable than gold, as a kid. "Hey, come to my party. We're giving everybody full-sized bags of Skittles."
19. Or a party-sized bag of Starburst to distract trick-or-treaters from the Fangs of Loneliness you retreat back into, once they take your candy and leave.
20. An 11.25-ounce bag of snack-sized Take 5s, because you can't take a break from this season, but you can eat this whole bag and take a moment for yourself.
Happy Halloween, btw.
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