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Tom Cruise Wearing A Butt Pad Is Honestly My New Sexual Preference

I never thought I would Google "Tom Cruise's butt" but here I am.

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A picture recently came to my attention — thanks to Twitter user Iluvbutts247 — of superstar Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, aka Tom Cruise, supposedly wearing a fake butt in the war movie Valkyrie.

hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake b… https://t.co/6tUd3JBkyD

Naturally I used my professional journalism skills to verify the screenshot in question by playing Valkyrie at the five minute and twelve second mark as the tweet describes. Here is the screenshot I took at that marker.

While I believe all butts were created equal, may I just say for the record DAYUM THAT'S A THICC ASS. Here is the full sequence of Tom Cruise standing up and showing us that beautiful badonkadonk.

Of course Twitter was quick to respond with theories surrounding this miraculous butt and the general consensus is that Cruise is wearing a stunt butt to protect himself.

and just fyi i'm aware it's a padded stunt-butt. i do not care. it is still beautiful and hilarious.

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Based off these examples I'm going to have to agree that he is definitely wearing a fake butt, but I don't even care. It's glorious and wonderful and everything I've ever needed in life.

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