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Create The World's Worst Girlfriend And We'll Reward You With A Hot Celeb Girlfriend

Because you deserve her.

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  1. IDK.
    Whatever.
    Food.
    mmmmm that sweet, sweet booty of yours.
    I CAN'T EAT RIGHT NOW IM ON A DIET JEEEZ WHY DO YOU NEVER REMEMBER ANYTHING I SAY. YOU KNOW MY MOM WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU.
    4 raw eggs, the wettest most flaccid lettuce you can find, and one Sharpie.
  2. Projectile vomiting in the refrigerator.
    Licking her own feet for at least four hours.
    Knitting sweaters out of cat hair.
    Bathing in mayonnaise.
    Crying every time she sneezes.
    Reminding you of all your shortcomings.
  3. Everything you do. Literally everything.
    The thought of Bobby Flay's butt.
    The sound of water dripping.
    Bread.
    Brushing her teeth.
    Public restrooms.
  4. Creamy Jiggles
    Smegma
    Cockroach
    Poopsie
    Vagitarian
    Mommy
  5. Used condoms.
    Celebrity hair.
    Cigarette butts.
    Russian nesting dolls shaped like genitalia.
    Belly button lint.
    Long hairs that she finds in her buttcrack.
  6. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick"
    "You're beside me on the seat, got your hand between my knees. And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze. It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear, but I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears.
    "This sex is on fire"
    "Magnets, how do they work?"
    "Look at what you made me do"
    "All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold"
  7. Apathy
    Æshuhleigh
    Chlamydia
    Trumpelina
    Zirphlee
    Enemy

Create The World's Worst Girlfriend And We'll Reward You With A Hot Celeb Girlfriend

You got: Rihanna
Rihanna
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You got: Gal Gadot
Gal Gadot
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You got: Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato
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You got: Ashley Graham
Ashley Graham
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You got: Shay Mitchell
Shay Mitchell
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You got: Janelle Monáe
Janelle Monáe
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