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I'm a teacher and used to work for a principal that legit yelled at a 7th grade boy and said the only explanation for his behavior was that he was touched by the devil. I obviously don't work for that b**** anymore. I was horrified at her behavior.

I remember only get clothes from local thrift shops and having to pretend they were my "style" because it's all we could afford and they were most definitely not cool clothes.

We had a small wedding, but my mom still pressured us into opening all the gifts at the reception so we could thank everyone in person... It took ages and some of my friends had to leave before we were done so I felt like we had no time to celebrate with them. Never again...

When I was about 14, my family went on a vacation cross country in an RV. We stopped at a gas station in Wyoming and I went in for snacks. Next thing you know, I walk into a brick wall of a person (I'm only 5' tall). I look up, and up, and up only to realize that Shaq basically stepped… Read More

I had met a guy on a dating site and struck up a good conversation for a few weeks. We decided to meet up and ended up getting a hotel room. After the fact we were both checking our phones when he looked concerned and said "my wife hasn't even called me once." Uhm, what?! I asked… Read More

I work at a male prison facility. Not long after I started, I was walking across the yard to my office when an inmate stopped me to ask about class (I teach). The officer that was standing with him and a bunch of other inmates then said, "Wait, THAT'S your teacher? Yall better hold… Read More

When I was about 16 I was going through files on our family computer out of boredom when I came across a video called "Feed the Tiger". I was like "OMG I LOVE TIGERS' so I clicked it. It was NOT a tiger. It was a woman's ass, painted like a tiger face, riding a man's dick. I was in… Read More

I was interviewing someone one time and it was going really well. She was dressed nice, answered questions well, asked questions of her own... but when she stood to walk away I noticed she was wearing enormous, animal house slippers. She acted like it was the most normal thing in… Read More

Not me, but my husband. He was was covering the site-to-store section and a woman came in looking for her order. She provided the number and he read off the name as "Deb-or-uh" and she lost her shit, thinking he was making fun of her name, pronounced "Deb-ruh". No lady, he's just… Read More

A man refused to work with me at the customer service counter because I was "a child" and he had a serious issue to discuss. When he asked to speak my my manager I smiled and said, "Absolutely! Hi, I'm the manager. How can I help you?" He rolled his eyes and demanded to speak to… Read More