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With so much fame, you will end up influencing people, and finding the new Enzo.

What hip name would you have if you were born today?

Create a pasta and we'll tell you your true identity

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What name would your child have if you were famous?

What Name Would Your Child Have If You Were A Celebrity?

Pick a pool where you and your celebrity friends will hang out all summer:

How many fancy cars will you own as a famous person?

What would be your favorite part of your big, fancy house?

What would be your signature color as a celebrity?

What extremely excessive toy would your kid have in their room?

Now, pick your star sign:

Quinoa

Because this little booger is on nothin' but an upward trajectory.

Arrow

Just imagine that Instagram caption material. We're personally excited for "Preschool & Chill."

Chill

You'll think it sounds deep AF, and it can be shortened to "Phil" or "Sophie" so your kid won't be traumatized either.

Philosophy

How else will lil Dezzy know what song was playing when they were conceived???

Despacito

You'll tell everyone it's because your baby is the best, but it's actually because you love your Amazon Prime subscription more than anything.

Prime

It'll be a statement about how your baby is ~real life~, and you'll call them "Irly" for short.

Short for her soon-to-be-fave food, of course.

Corduroy

A name worthy of their playmates, Reign Kardashian and Sir Knowles-Carter.

Triumphant

This post was translated from <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/davirocha/qual-nome-seu-filho-teria-se-voce-fosse-famoso">Portuguese</a>.

Celebrity

Com tanta fama você vai influenciar pessoas e encontrar o novo Enzo.

Qual nome seu filho teria se você fosse famoso?

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