Who Said It: A Child Or A Serial Killer?

This is going to be harder than you think.

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  1. "I promise I won't ever chew on your bones. I promise."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    The perpetrator, according to Redditor Lord_of_hosts, was a 3-year-old with "generally has a happy-go-lucky attitude" that was cuddling with his mom.

  2. "I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    He was talking to his dad GatorMcGovern and presumably hasn't murdered him yet.

  3. "I like children, they are tasty."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Serial killer!

    Albert Fish, the man who made lamps out of human skin and inspired pretty much every horror movie villain ever, said it!

  4. "I want to peel your skin off."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    According to psalm_69, his daughter woke him up at 6 am and delivered these horrifying words. Why? Well, the sunburn on his face was starting to peel.

  5. "Believe me, if I started murdering people there'd be none of you left."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Serial killer!

    Charles Manson said that! You know who he is, right? That's his picture up there.

  6. "I'm imagining the waves of blood rushing over me."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    According to hrhomer, his niece said this with a blank look on her face and has most likely never taken a shower of blood.

  7. "My brain is telling me to do things I don't want to do."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    According to bortson, a four year old said this after talking with his imaginary friend.

  8. "Death comes with the territory. See you in Disneyland."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Serial killer!

    Richard Ramirez, the "Night Stalker," famously said this after receiving 19 life sentences for murdering 14 people.

  9. "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    After asking a seven year old "what's the best way to get a girlfriend," abluesxs received this bone-chilling response.

  10. "A clown can get away with murder."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Serial killer!

    John Wayne Gacy, AKA "The Clown Killer," said this. Get it? Because he was a clown. And he killed people. Lots of them.

  11. "When you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever."

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Child!

    pipperfloats heard a 5-year-old say this. Worst of all? A six-year-old's response: "That's stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?"

Who Said It: A Child Or A Serial Killer?