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Tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
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Peanut butter in a squeezable pouch:
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A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob like this:
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A sign that solely exists to stop people from wearing Healys:
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The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge GANSTA chain on:
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An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
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Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
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A Mary-Kate and Ashley Game Boy Color game that was less of a game and more of a calendar:
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A CatDog computer mouse:
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A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
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A Shrek phone? A Shrek phone:
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Shoes big enough to house a family of four:
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Mario selling GameBoys with a tribal tattoo:
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A Monster Energy flying V guitar:
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A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
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A Britney Spears inflatable chair that lets you cool like Britney:
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Literally the most diamond'd out phone in existence:
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These absolutely ridiculous fries:
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Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
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A Wii disc that let's you stream Netflix:
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An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
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Pringles with words on them, again for some reason:
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MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
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Psychedelic cereal yogurt:
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Shrek... waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
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A 50 Cent "Bulletproof" themed XBOX:
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A Hot Wheels themed computer:
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And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET: