The 45 Most Important Lessons We Learned In 2012
2012 was inarguably the most important year in human history. Here's what we've learned.
1. Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper:
2. It's never a good a idea to put socks on a dog:
3. 850. That's how many:
4. The "Spiderman-swinging-out-of-your-butt" look is never a good look:
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5. Honey Boo Boo's mom looks remarkably like Slimer from "Ghostbusters:"
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6. That missing Dorito is always where you least expected:
7. There is literally nothing funnier than a dog getting hit in the crotch by a tennis ball:
Via stebok.net
8. Always be confident in your handshake:
Via dailydot.com
9. There's no point in ever taking another roller coaster picture again, because this is the best:
Via weknowmemes.com
10. It's never a good thing when Facebook thinks you're a knee:
Via lolbrary.com
11. The cat selfie is the new hot selfie:
12. Or maybe the sassy monkey selfie:
13. Or maybe the horse selfie:
14. Or maybe the lawn mower selfie:
15. The guy who named Jet Skis "Jet Skis" really messed up:
Via Twitter: @nice_mustard
Revelation by nice_mustard.
16. Adrian Brody is the white Snoop Dogg:
17. How to spell "cologne":
18. And "bottle":
19. A good way to stay in shape is to bench-press a goose:
20. If you're German and planning on cannonballing into a pool of ice, THINK AGAIN:
Via buzzfeed.com
21. Robert Nelsen is one cool dude:
22. Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly have never heard of the wave:
Via jockular.com
23. This is the right way to eat a Tic Tac:
24. You can be stylish, but chances are you're also illegal:
25. All cats just want to report the weather:
26. And all carrots just want to model:
27. Gary Busey is what's wrong with the country's education system:
28. Justin Bieber with a tiny face is equal parts hilarious and terrifying:
29. Dressing a horse as Harry Potter is ALWAYS a good idea:
30. The scientific name for dogs is "Poop Factory":
31. Somehow, somewhere, this picture of Sir Patrick Stewart happened:
Via gothamist.com
32. Bears just want to say hi:
33. This is the best name you can give a death metal band:
34. Jon Stewart's pen-flip game is ON POINT:
35. Every time Vladimir Putin walks away from something, it looks like it's going to blow up:
36. Reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey" in public is also NEVER a good look:
37. Treadmills are a waste of time:
38. All dogs are terrified of Julia Roberts:
39. She is Rita:
40. Me, you, and everyone else will never be as cool as this man:
Via kiaha.tumblr.com
41. It's never a good idea to pick your nose during the Olympics:
42. Nic Cage looks great as a cat:
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43. Dating sites can be terrifying:
44. Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling definitely had a child together:
Via vulture.com
45. And seals should escape from the zoo more often. Like, every day:
