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Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper:
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It's never a good a idea to put socks on a dog:
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The "Spiderman-swinging-out-of-your-butt" look is never a good look:
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Honey Boo Boo's mom looks remarkably like Slimer from "Ghostbusters:"
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That missing Dorito is always where you least expected:
7.
There is literally nothing funnier than a dog getting hit in the crotch by a tennis ball:
8.
Always be confident in your handshake:
9.
There's no point in ever taking another roller coaster picture again, because this is the best:
10.
It's never a good thing when Facebook thinks you're a knee:
11.
The cat selfie is the new hot selfie:
12.
Or maybe the sassy monkey selfie:
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Or maybe the horse selfie:
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Or maybe the lawn mower selfie:
15.
The guy who named Jet Skis "Jet Skis" really messed up:
16.
Adrian Brody is the white Snoop Dogg:
17.
How to spell "cologne":
19.
A good way to stay in shape is to bench-press a goose:
20.
If you're German and planning on cannonballing into a pool of ice, THINK AGAIN:
21.
Robert Nelsen is one cool dude:
22.
Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly have never heard of the wave:
23.
This is the right way to eat a Tic Tac:
24.
You can be stylish, but chances are you're also illegal:
25.
All cats just want to report the weather:
26.
And all carrots just want to model:
27.
Gary Busey is what's wrong with the country's education system:
28.
Justin Bieber with a tiny face is equal parts hilarious and terrifying:
29.
Dressing a horse as Harry Potter is ALWAYS a good idea:
30.
The scientific name for dogs is "Poop Factory":
31.
Somehow, somewhere, this picture of Sir Patrick Stewart happened:
32.
Bears just want to say hi:
33.
This is the best name you can give a death metal band:
34.
Jon Stewart's pen-flip game is ON POINT:
35.
Every time Vladimir Putin walks away from something, it looks like it's going to blow up:
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Reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey" in public is also NEVER a good look:
37.
Treadmills are a waste of time:
38.
All dogs are terrified of Julia Roberts:
40.
Me, you, and everyone else will never be as cool as this man:
41.
It's never a good idea to pick your nose during the Olympics:
42.
Nic Cage looks great as a cat:
43.
Dating sites can be terrifying:
44.
Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling definitely had a child together:
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And seals should escape from the zoo more often. Like, every day:
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