Buzz·Posted on Aug 7, 2017If You've Done Half Of These Things, You're Officially An Awkward PersonSo awk.by Dave StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Check off all that apply! In the past 30 days have you... Sent a text to the wrong person? Check Sent a text to the wrong person? Mistakenly thought someone was waving to you? Check Mistakenly thought someone was waving to you? Confused a fist bump with a high-five? Check Confused a fist bump with a high-five? Confused a handshake with a hug? Check Confused a handshake with a hug? Told a joke and forgot the punchline halfway through? Check Told a joke and forgot the punchline halfway through? Pushed on a pull door? Check Pushed on a pull door? Pulled on a push door? Check Pulled on a push door? Told a waiter "You too!" after they said to enjoy your meal? Check Told a waiter "You too!" after they said to enjoy your meal? Hugged someone for a LITTLE too long? Check Hugged someone for a LITTLE too long? Tripped up the stairs? Check Tripped up the stairs? Tripped over your own feet? Check Tripped over your own feet? Tripped over nothing? Check Tripped over nothing? Made eye contact through a bathroom stall? Check Made eye contact through a bathroom stall? Had a mini panic attack trying to put all your change back in your wallet before the cashier takes the next customer? Check Had a mini panic attack trying to put all your change back in your wallet before the cashier takes the next customer? Waved at someone you thought you knew but didn't? Check Waved at someone you thought you knew but didn't? Forgotten the name of someone you JUST met? Check Forgotten the name of someone you JUST met? Walked into a glass door/window? Check Walked into a glass door/window? Wrote “abou tit” instead of “about it?" Check Wrote “abou tit” instead of “about it?" Accidentally liked someone's Facebook/Instagram picture from several years ago? Check Accidentally liked someone's Facebook/Instagram picture from several years ago? Fallen asleep in an inappropriate place? Check Fallen asleep in an inappropriate place? Had your stomach growl in a silent room? Check Had your stomach growl in a silent room? Had no comeback to an insult? Check Had no comeback to an insult? Thought someone was asking you a question but realized they were just talking on a Bluetooth? Check Thought someone was asking you a question but realized they were just talking on a Bluetooth? Called the wrong person "Mom"? Check Called the wrong person "Mom"? Said something you thought was funny then realized NO ONE was laughing? Check Said something you thought was funny then realized NO ONE was laughing? Made eye contact with a couple suckin' face in public? Check Made eye contact with a couple suckin' face in public? Awkwardly side-hugged a person? Check Awkwardly side-hugged a person? Talked to someone in the bathroom? Check Talked to someone in the bathroom? Done something weirdly sexual and accidentally made eye contact with someone? Check Done something weirdly sexual and accidentally made eye contact with someone? Watched a movie with your parents that had a sex scene? Check Watched a movie with your parents that had a sex scene? Left the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to a part of you? Check Left the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to a part of you? Had a child make fun of you? Check Had a child make fun of you? Had people sing "Happy Birthday" while you were forced to sit there like "......."? Check Had people sing "Happy Birthday" while you were forced to sit there like "......."? Had to make small talk with the person giving you a haircut? Check Had to make small talk with the person giving you a haircut? Accidentally rubbed hands while walking next to someone? Check Accidentally rubbed hands while walking next to someone? Had to attempt conversation with a dentist while they had their hands in your mouth? Check Had to attempt conversation with a dentist while they had their hands in your mouth? Said these words: "What party?" Check Said these words: "What party?" Gotten stuck in something? Check Gotten stuck in something? Gotten stuck in something meant for a child? Check Gotten stuck in something meant for a child? Gotten stuck in something meant for a child and had to call the fire department? Check Gotten stuck in something meant for a child and had to call the fire department? Seen someone you knew in the grocery store and then seen them in the next aisle. And the next aisle. And the next aisle? Check Seen someone you knew in the grocery store and then seen them in the next aisle. And the next aisle. And the next aisle? Spat food in someone's face? Check Spat food in someone's face? Grabbed someone's hand accidentally while riding public transportation? Check Grabbed someone's hand accidentally while riding public transportation? Clogged a toilet? Check Clogged a toilet? Said hello to someone but they didn't hear you and kept walking? Check Said hello to someone but they didn't hear you and kept walking? Showed up wayyyy before your friends to a movie or restaurant? Check Showed up wayyyy before your friends to a movie or restaurant? Had someone hold a door open for you while you were a LITTLE bit too far away and forced to start running? Check Had someone hold a door open for you while you were a LITTLE bit too far away and forced to start running? Almost had a complete breakdown while riding an elevator? Check Almost had a complete breakdown while riding an elevator? Had to go on a long walk with someone you only KIND OF know? Check Had to go on a long walk with someone you only KIND OF know? Had to just smile and say, "Yeah!" after not hearing what someone just said to you? Check Had to just smile and say, "Yeah!" after not hearing what someone just said to you? Had no idea what to do with your arms while walking? Check Had no idea what to do with your arms while walking? Had your friend leave the room and leave you with their OTHER friend? Check Had your friend leave the room and leave you with their OTHER friend? Said goodbye to someone only to realize you have to walk in the same direction as them? Check Said goodbye to someone only to realize you have to walk in the same direction as them? Had difficulty trying to figure out which eye to look at on a person? Check Had difficulty trying to figure out which eye to look at on a person? Said, "Well, this is awkward" during a pause in a conversation? Check Said, "Well, this is awkward" during a pause in a conversation? Walked in the wrong direction and tried to turn around while playing it cool? Check Walked in the wrong direction and tried to turn around while playing it cool? Uncontrollably laughed out loud to the point where everyone stared at you? Check Uncontrollably laughed out loud to the point where everyone stared at you? Responded with "you're welcome" when someone said to have a great day? Check Responded with "you're welcome" when someone said to have a great day? Accidentally worn the same outfit as someone else? Check Accidentally worn the same outfit as someone else? Asked someone at a store for a different size and realized that person didn't work there? Check Asked someone at a store for a different size and realized that person didn't work there? Accidentally swung your hand into someone's crotch while walking next to them? Check Accidentally swung your hand into someone's crotch while walking next to them? Uncontrollably laughed at something that you just remembered so you actually seemed like a literal insane person? Check Uncontrollably laughed at something that you just remembered so you actually seemed like a literal insane person? Literally just existed? Check Literally just existed? Show me my results!
