Just in case you forgot...
Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:
Silence the haters:
Give them a stare-down:
And watch the best Halloween movie of ALL TIME:
Now let's get cookin':
1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:
2. Or Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson:
3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:
4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:
5. How to be calm:
6. How to be beautiful:
7. And who "Ice" is:
8. Because of THE BURNING RAIN OF DEATH:
9. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:
And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:
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And made everyone want a cat.
10. Because even though the movie was hilarious:
11. Like, really funny:
12. And kind of terrifying:
13. It still makes you cry like a baby:
14. Because Thackery Binx is the BEST NAME EVER:
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15. And because he's on NCIS now:
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16. One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK:
17. Because Mary Sanderson was also the voice of Peggy Hill:
Not really related, but still MIND-BLOWING:
18. Because they said the movie's title in the MOVIE:
19. Because of Winifred's TEETH:
20. And the amazing make-up in the movie:
21. Beacuse everyone's first crush was Max Dennison...
Even if he was too cool to trick-or-treat:
22. Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:
Though, now it might be Dani:
That's what she looks like now.
23. And, finally, because of THIS:
