2. You yell “Boo00000k” when you’re lost in malls.
4. Bette Midler Punches SJP in the gut. Everywhere Gays are crying.
6. Winifred Sanderson teaches you French.
8. SJP eats a spider
10. The Sanderson Sisters do the Monkey Walk
12. And, of course, THIS happens.
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