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18 Questions That Are Almost Impossible To Answer

I'm not exaggerating.

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  1. 1. Would you rather...

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    Live one 1,000-year life?
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    Or live 10, 100-year lives?
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1. Would you rather...
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    Live one 1,000-year life?
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    Or live 10, 100-year lives?
  1. 2. Would you rather...

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    Have legs as long as your fingers?
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    Have fingers as long as your legs?
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    Have legs as long as your fingers?
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    Have fingers as long as your legs?
  1. 3. Would you rather...

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    Be illiterate, but have the power to read minds?
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    Or just have the ability to read?
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    Be illiterate, but have the power to read minds?
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    Or just have the ability to read?
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  1. 4. Would you rather...

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    Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
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    Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
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    Eat chocolate-flavored poop?
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    Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
  1. 5. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...

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    They are top-half fish?
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    Or they are bottom-half fish?
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5. You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
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    They are top-half fish?
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    Or they are bottom-half fish?
  1. 6. Would you rather...

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    Be 4-foot-5?
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    Or be 7-foot-7?
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    Be 4-foot-5?
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    Or be 7-foot-7?
  1. 7. Would you rather...

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    Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
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    Or fly at 10 miles per hour?
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    Be able to run at 100 miles per hour?
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    Or fly at 10 miles per hour?
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  1. 8. Would you rather...

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    Sweat mayo?
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    Or have to poop a softball?
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    Sweat mayo?
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    Or have to poop a softball?
  1. 9. Would you rather...

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    Have a dragon?
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    Or be a dragon?
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9. Would you rather...
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    Have a dragon?
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    Or be a dragon?
  1. 10. Would you rather...

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    Be sexually attracted to fruit?
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    Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?
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10. Would you rather...
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    Be sexually attracted to fruit?
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    Or have Cheetos dust permanently stuck on your fingers?
  1. 11. Would you rather...

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    Never have to worry about money?
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    Or live in a world with Pokémon?
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    Never have to worry about money?
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    Or live in a world with Pokémon?
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  1. 12. Would you rather...

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    Speak any language fluently?
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    Or be able to talk to animals?
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    Speak any language fluently?
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    Or be able to talk to animals?
  1. 13. Would you rather...

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    Fart popcorn?
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    Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
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13. Would you rather...
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    Fart popcorn?
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    Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
  1. 14. Would you rather...

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    Have a vagina on your forehead?
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    Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
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14. Would you rather...
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    Have a vagina on your forehead?
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    Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
  1. 15. Would you rather...

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    Have a bell go off every single time you are aroused?
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    Or feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone says your name?
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15. Would you rather...
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    Have a bell go off every single time you are aroused?
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    Or feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone says your name?
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  1. 16. Would you rather...

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    Only be able to whisper?
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    Or only be able to shout?
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16. Would you rather...
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    Only be able to whisper?
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    Or only be able to shout?
  1. 17. Would you rather...

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    Have sex with a goat, and no one knows you did it?
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    Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
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17. Would you rather...
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    Have sex with a goat, and no one knows you did it?
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    Or NOT have sex with a goat, but everyone THINKS you did it?
  1. 18. Would you rather...

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    Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
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    Or join in once to stop it?
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18. Would you rather...
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    Watch your parents have sex every day of your life?
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    Or join in once to stop it?

Questions via here, here, here, here, and my own imagination.

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