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Moms, dads, grandparents of the world: We need to talk.
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That's not the crying emoji.
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That's not the crying emoji at all.
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I don't think you know what that means...
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I don't think you know what that means AT ALL.
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I'm not really seeing the humor here...
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That's not what that means...
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That's not...that's...not....
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Grandchildren, sons, daughters... PLEASE spread the emoji gospel.