1. Frosted tips that went beyond any height thought previously possible:
2. Tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
3. A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob like this:
And like this:
4. Mutant green ketchup:
5. A sign that solely exists to stop people from wearing Healys:
6. Shrek Twinkies:
7. The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge "GANSTA" chain on:
8. Literally the most diamond'd out phone in existence:
9. Peanut butter in a squeezable pouch:
10. Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
11. Shrek POPCORN:
12. Squeezable BUTTER?!?!?!?!
13. An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
14. A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:
15. A Mary-Kate and Ashley Game Boy Color game that was less of a game and more of a calendar:
16. Mario selling GameBoys with a tribal tattoo:
Thinkin about that time Mario got a tribal tattoo
Not a great look, Mario my man!
17. Shoes big enough to house a family of four:
18. Shrek Cheetos?!?!
19. A Monster Energy flying V guitar:
20. Pokemon branding so out of control they literally slapped a Pokemon a glue stick:
21. A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
22. A Shrek phone? A Shrek phone:
23. A Britney Spears inflatable chair that lets you cool like Britney:
24. Literally every single person on Earth thinking that talking baby in the ETRADE commercials was the funniest thing they had ever seen:
25. These absolutely ridiculous fries:
26. A Wii disc that let's you stream Netflix:
27. Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
28. A movie about a CGI Kangaroo wearing sunglasses and a "BROOKLYN" sweatshirt:
29. Psychedelic cereal yogurt:
30. A 50 Cent "Bulletproof" themed XBOX:
31. An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
32. MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
33. A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
34. Shrek... waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
35. A My Chemical Romance PSP game:
And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
