If you're ever feeling down or useless just remember...
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You'll never be as pointless as this watermelon:
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Or the frosting on this Pop-Tart:
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And you'll never be as useless as this handrail:
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REMEMBER: You're way more important than the white crayon:
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And REMEMBER: You can actually spell "remember":
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No, if you're feeling useless, just remember you didn't get cast as "grass":
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Remember: You'll never be as useless as Arthur's headphones:
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And if you ever feel bad about your outfit, remember what Rupert Grint wore to his first premiere:
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And if you feel bad about your hair, remember that Zac Efron used to look like this:
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AGAIN! You'll never be as worthless as these drawers:
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And you'll never be as lazy as the person who made the old flag for Libya:
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And, hey, at least you know who the U.S. president is:
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Because you're special, and you're unique, and not at all pointless like these subtitles:
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And you'll never do something this embarrassing:
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And hey, at least this isn't your name:
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YOU MATTER, unlike this fence:
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And you're way more important than this cello:
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And hey, at least you can spell "bird":
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You'll never get stuck like this:
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And hey, at least you didn't have this question:
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And at least you never had this thought:
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And always remember: At least you didn't try to high-five a blind guy like Ryan Seacrest.