1. 50 Cent:
50 Cent: I’ll take you to the Candy Shop 12 year old me: AND LET YOU LICK THE LOLLIPOP
2. Kelly Clarkson:
10 year old me when Kelly Clarkson sang “my heart can’t possibly break, ‘cause it wasn’t even whole to start with”
4. Rihanna:
Rihanna: Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it Sticks and stones may break my bones 8 Year Old Me: BUT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE MEEEEEEE!!!!!
5. Nelly:
Nelly: “it’s getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes” 7 year old me: “I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off”
6. Evanescence:
7. Maroon 5:
“look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants to stay a while and she will be looooooooooooOoOoved” 10 year old me:
8. Daddy Yankee:
9. Akon:
10. Ashlee Simpson:
11. Shaggy:
Shaggy: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door 10 year old me:
12. Ludacris:
Ludacris: we want a lady in the streets 8 year old me: BUT A FREAK IN THE BED!
13. Fergie:
14. Carrie Underwood:
Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey 9 year old me: wow how embarrassing
15. Destiny's Child:
16. Hayley Williams:
hayley williams: when i was younger i saw my daddy cry and curse at the wind my 14 year old self:
17. Lady Gaga:
18. Avril Lavigne:
19. Dashboard Confessional:
Dashboard Confessional: my hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me, so won’t you kill me, so I die happy 10 year old me:
20. Lil Jon:
Lil Jon: To the window, to the wall To the sweat drop down my balls To all you bitches, crawl 8 year old me playing midnight club: AWWWWEE SKEE SKEE MOTHAFUCKA
21. Fall Out Boy:
22. Far East Movement:
“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard” 9 year old me:
23. Kelis:
No one: Absolutely no one: 8 year old me after watching mean girls: MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY’RE LIKE IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS DAMN RIGHT
24. Panic! At the Disco:
depressed 14 year old me sobbing to Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco knowing the lyrics don’t make a damn lick of sense
25. Britney Spears:
9 year old me listening to “Lucky” by Britney Spears
26. Sisqó:
Sisqo: she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck thighs like what, what, what baby move your butt, butt, butt 6 y.o. me: I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAAAAAIIIIINNN
27. And breakup songs in general:
me at 11 years old listening to breakup songs while never having been in a relationship