4. Banks don’t care about you.
7. Video games are unplayable.
21. Getting unnaturally excited when you see a celebrity is a lefty:
YOU ARE OURS, SCARJO.
Or when you see a cartoon is a lefty:
THANK YOU, BASED ANNA.
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