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Is This A President Or Some Random-Ass Old White Dude?

A quiz for the ages.

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  1. Is this a president or some crusty-ass old-ass white dude?

    Flickr: george_eastman_house
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    It's a random old dude!

    Looks like he has a camera. My guess is he's on his way to photograph some, like, begonias or some shit.

  2. Is this a president or some crust-ass baloney sandwich-ass motherfucker?

    therestorationmovement.com
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    It's a president!

    That's James A. Garfield, 20th president of the United States. He was assassinated only six months into his term, making him the SECOND shortest serving president after William Henry Harrison.

  3. Is this a president or some gee-willikers-ass gluten-free lookin' white dude?

    Flickr: cityofbostonarchives
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    It's an old white dude!

    Probably sitting a restaurant about to ask the waitress if "it's spicy" or not.

  4. Is this a president or some Mumford-And-Sons-listening-froyo-ass white dude?

    Public domain
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    It's a president!

    That's Franklin Pierce, 14th president of the United States. He's probably best known bringing everyone in the country one step closer to killing each other via the Kansas-Nebraska act and for buying Tuscon, Arizona from Mexico.

  5. Is this a president or some Go-Gurt smackin' ABC Family-ass white dude?

    Flickr: wanganuilibrary
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    It's an old white dude!

    Probably some crusty-ass dude named "Bartholomew" or something.

  6. Is this a president or some man who's greatest accomplishment is getting "those damn kids off my lawn"?

    ecommcode.com
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    It's a president!

    That's Herbert Hoover, 31st president of these here United States. He's probably best known for being president during literally the shittiest time to be president, the start of The Great Depression.

  7. Is this a president or some Bobby-Flay-lookin'-ass white dude?

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    It's a president!

    That's James Monroe! Ever hear of a little thing called the Founding Fathers? The Monroe Doctrine? The Missouri Compromise? Earl "The Pearl" Monroe? That's what I thought.

  8. Is this a president or some farmer'-market-ass Vespa-ridin' bread-bowl-ass white dude?

    Flickr: boston_public_library
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    President
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    Old white dude
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    It's a random white dude!

    Probably contemplating the agony and the ecstasy of New Balance shoes.

  9. Is this a president or some Billy-Ray-Mullet-ass white dude?

    Flickr: ooocha
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    President
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    Old white dude
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    It's a president!

    That's James K. Polk, 11th president of the United States. Polk's best known for the Mexican-American war which led to the United States gaining a shit-ton of land. I could go on, but you should just listen to that They Might Be Giants song.

  10. Is this a president or the a random dude who looks like he spends most of his days yelling at kids to get out of the public pool because it's time for adult swim?

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    It's a president!

    That's William Henry Harrison, 9th president of the United States. He died after little over a month in office.

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