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    Updated on Feb 24, 2019. Posted on Feb 20, 2019

    28 Truly Insane Things That Could Have Only Existed In The Early 2000s

    What a time.

    1. Tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:

    facebook.com

    Look at that goop.

    2. The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge GANSTA chain on:

    3. A sign that solely exists to stop people from wearing Healys:

    reddit.com

    You gotta draw the line somewhere.

    4. Shrek Twinkies:

    forum.blockland.us

    Nooooow we're talkin'.

    5. Shoes big enough to house a family of four:

    Twitter: @DJNymz

    Bigger than my freakin' apartment!

    6. A Monster Energy flying V guitar:

    facebook.com

    This rips, not gonna lie.

    7. ThugBob:

    Twitter: @Suhvonte

    If you had this as your MySpace profile pic, it meant you once smoked a cigarette.

    8. And EmoBob:

    roblox.com

    If you had this as your MySpace pic, it meant you once listened to Hawthorne Heights.

    9. Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:

    EGGO

    MORE GOOP.

    10. An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:

    amazon.com

    Okay!!!

    11. A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:

    facebook.com

    I would bowl every single day if I had this.

    12. A Shrek phone? A Shrek phone:

    ebay.com

    Steve Jobs is shaking!

    13. A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:

    goodreads.com

    Pretty standard stuff here.

    14. Literally the most blinged out phone in existence:

    your90s2000sparadise.tumblr.com

    Feel like this would scratch your dang head up.

    15. A Britney Spears inflatable chair that lets you cool like Britney:

    pinterest.com

    Groovin!

    16. A Wii disc that let's you stream Netflix:

    facebook.com

    Just like the pioneers.

    17. Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:

    shrek.wikia.com

    I spy some goop in the middle there!

    18. These absolutely insane fries:

    lenpenzo.com

    And with that, two people finally got their wish: blue fries.

    19. An electric toothbrush that only places one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:

    amazon.com

    This is a good idea! Would not drive you insane at all!

    20. Pringles with words on them, again for some reason:

    Nabisco

    Finally, am I right???

    21. MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:

    ebay.com

    Hope these make it to the Switch.

    22. Shrek POPCORN:

    x-entertainment.com

    This looks ungodly. Truly dark-sided stuff.

    23. Psychedelic cereal yogurt:

    Twitter: @phillymontanna

    Helllll yea. You already know.

    24. A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:

    instagram.com

    Not sure why a Nokia would need a case, but love it!

    25. Shrek... waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!

    littleshrekthings.tumblr.com

    And, of course, green swamp goop!

    26. A 50 Cent themed XBOX:

    Twitter: @Will_M_Anderson

    Been hoping and praying for a bulletproof XBOX for years.

    27. A Hot Wheels themed computer:

    Twitter: @fatkiddeals

    Guy Fieri has logged on.

    28. And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:

    amazon.com

    That's it. That's the most 2000s thing there is.

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