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Tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
2.
The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge GANSTA chain on:
3.
A sign that solely exists to stop people from wearing Healys:
5.
Shoes big enough to house a family of four:
6.
A Monster Energy flying V guitar:
9.
Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
10.
An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
11.
A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
12.
A Shrek phone? A Shrek phone:
13.
A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
14.
Literally the most blinged out phone in existence:
15.
A Britney Spears inflatable chair that lets you cool like Britney:
16.
A Wii disc that let's you stream Netflix:
17.
Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
18.
These absolutely insane fries:
19.
An electric toothbrush that only places one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
20.
Pringles with words on them, again for some reason:
21.
MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
23.
Psychedelic cereal yogurt:
24.
A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:
25.
Shrek... waffle sticks??? SHREK WAFFLE STICKS?!?!?!
27.
A Hot Wheels themed computer:
28.
And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
