Let's start simple. Look at how flexible this person is!
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Not bad. Check out this leg cramp:
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Too much for you? Here, wipe those eyes clean:
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I'm talking clean enough to do this:
You like cartoons, right? Here, let's watch some SpongeBob:
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Not a SpongeBob fan? No worries, here's something just as hilarious:
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STORY TIME!

All right, let's snap back to reality:
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There we go. How's that feel? How you holding up?
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Hungry? Enjoy some of this delicious, cyst-filled meat:

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Better do some exercising to work that off:
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All right! Let's get back on track. Come on, don't be shy:
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The gang's all here!
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Just get yourself ready:

Maybe do your nails:

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But not too much!

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There we go. Make sure everything is perfectly clean and popped:
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Feel free to bring some friends!
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How about another story? This guy had a terrible headaches for years and didn't know why. Is your head bothering you right now?

How you holding up? Hang in there!
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Here, take a water break:
Only a few more left! Here, enjoy this classic tale:

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You ever wonder what it looks like to get a hair transplant from your chest?! Wonder no more!

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You ever wonder what it looks like to empty a blocked tear duct? Wonder no more!
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THERE! YOU MADE IT! Don't worry. To celebrate, enjoy this picture of a cute lil' puppy!!!

JUST KIDDING! IT'S A CYST BEING POPPED!
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WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!!