How Much Of An Asshole Are You?

No one's. Plans will happen when they happen.

Mine. If I'm the one to cancel plans, I should be the one to make new ones.

Theirs. They wanted to hang out in the first place.

Replace it immediately: I wouldn't wish this hell on anyone.

Leave it be — I bought the last roll. NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY.

Do nothing and spend the rest of the day brooding in silent contempt for your roommate.

I move to the right if I'm going to stand, and to the left if I'm going to walk.

I stand wherever I want — it's an escalator, not a chessboard.

Right behind them. Whatever gets me closer to the front.

About 3 feet away.

About 10 feet away.

When I need to — when there's a line of cars in front or behind me.

Not too often. People can tell where I'm headed.

Pretty much all the time.

Absolutely. I've got work to do.

No way. Can't risk coughing all over the place.

I might go in for a little, but if it gets too bad, I'm out of there.

As far away as I possibly can.

I saddle up next to him — time for some good ol'-fashioned urinal conversation. My favorite.

I wait for him to finish, silently watching from the sink.

Put it back wherever — someone will take care of it. That's their job.

Bring it back to where I found it.

I buy it anyway — I don't even remember what aisle I got it in.

I slowly open the bag, trying not to make much noise.

As fast as I can. It's like ripping off a Band-Aid, one and done.

I save the chips for a less awkward room.

Stand in front of the elevator to make sure I get on.

Push my way to the front — I'm making sure I get on this elevator.

Step to the side and let those already inside off before getting on.

When I'm the only person on the road.

Whenever. If we weren't supposed to use them at will, we wouldn't have them.

I don't know, I always forget to turn them off.

Immediately start catching up with the friend I ran into — IT'S BEEN SO LONG!

Immediately introduce both of my friends to each other.

Do nothing... They'll meet if they want to meet.

"K" is never OK. NEVER.

Yeah, it's fine and it's a legitimate response. Stop being so sensitive.

Are you serious? Why have you even read this far? Click the first one if you're not a sociopath.