back to top

How Much Of An Asshole Are You?

Are you a giant a-hole? Let's find out.

Posted on
Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed
  1. You cancel plans you had with a friend. Whose responsibility is it to make new plans?

    Comedy Central
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No one's. Plans will happen when they happen.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mine. If I'm the one to cancel plans, I should be the one to make new ones.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Theirs. They wanted to hang out in the first place.
  2. You go to the bathroom only to see this. What do you do?

    Via apartmenttherapy.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Replace it immediately: I wouldn't wish this hell on anyone.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Leave it be — I bought the last roll. NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Do nothing and spend the rest of the day brooding in silent contempt for your roommate.
  3. What best describes the way you ride an escalator?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    I move to the right if I'm going to stand, and to the left if I'm going to walk.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I stand wherever I want — it's an escalator, not a chessboard.
  4. How close do you stand to the person in front of you when you're in line?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Right behind them. Whatever gets me closer to the front.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    About 3 feet away.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    About 10 feet away.
  5. When do you use the turn signals on your car?

    Via carponents.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    When I need to — when there's a line of cars in front or behind me.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Not too often. People can tell where I'm headed.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pretty much all the time.
  6. You're sick on a workday. Do you go in?

    Via redhookcentralschools.org
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Absolutely. I've got work to do.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No way. Can't risk coughing all over the place.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I might go in for a little, but if it gets too bad, I'm out of there.
  7. You are male and enter a public bathroom to use the urinal. There is a row of urinals and one is taken. Where do you stand?

    Via strikegently.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    As far away as I possibly can.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I saddle up next to him — time for some good ol'-fashioned urinal conversation. My favorite.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I wait for him to finish, silently watching from the sink.
  8. You're grocery shopping and decide you don't need an item. What do you do with it?

    Via cavemancircus.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Put it back wherever — someone will take care of it. That's their job.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bring it back to where I found it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I buy it anyway — I don't even remember what aisle I got it in.
  9. You're opening a bag of chips in a crowded, quiet place. What's your method?

    Via foodbeast.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I slowly open the bag, trying not to make much noise.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    As fast as I can. It's like ripping off a Band-Aid, one and done.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I save the chips for a less awkward room.
  10. The elevator doors open and it's full of people. What do you do?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Stand in front of the elevator to make sure I get on.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Push my way to the front — I'm making sure I get on this elevator.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Step to the side and let those already inside off before getting on.
  11. When is it OK to use the high beams on your car?

    Via auto-gadgets.co.nz
    Correct
    Incorrect
    When I'm the only person on the road.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Whenever. If we weren't supposed to use them at will, we wouldn't have them.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I don't know, I always forget to turn them off.
  12. You go to a party with Friend A and run into Friend B, who has never met Friend A. What do you do?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Immediately start catching up with the friend I ran into — IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Immediately introduce both of my friends to each other.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Do nothing... They'll meet if they want to meet.
  13. Is "K" OK?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    "K" is never OK. NEVER.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yeah, it's fine and it's a legitimate response. Stop being so sensitive.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Are you serious? Why have you even read this far? Click the first one if you're not a sociopath.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.