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You cancel plans you had with a friend. Whose responsibility is it to make new plans?
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No one's. Plans will happen when they happen.Mine. If I'm the one to cancel plans, I should be the one to make new ones.Theirs. They wanted to hang out in the first place. -
You go to the bathroom only to see this. What do you do?
Via apartmenttherapy.com
Replace it immediately: I wouldn't wish this hell on anyone.Leave it be — I bought the last roll. NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY.Do nothing and spend the rest of the day brooding in silent contempt for your roommate. -
What best describes the way you ride an escalator?
I move to the right if I'm going to stand, and to the left if I'm going to walk.I stand wherever I want — it's an escalator, not a chessboard. -
How close do you stand to the person in front of you when you're in line?
Right behind them. Whatever gets me closer to the front.About 3 feet away.About 10 feet away. -
When do you use the turn signals on your car?
Via carponents.com
When I need to — when there's a line of cars in front or behind me.Not too often. People can tell where I'm headed.Pretty much all the time. -
You're sick on a workday. Do you go in?
Via redhookcentralschools.org
Absolutely. I've got work to do.No way. Can't risk coughing all over the place.I might go in for a little, but if it gets too bad, I'm out of there. -
You are male and enter a public bathroom to use the urinal. There is a row of urinals and one is taken. Where do you stand?
Via strikegently.com
As far away as I possibly can.I saddle up next to him — time for some good ol'-fashioned urinal conversation. My favorite.I wait for him to finish, silently watching from the sink. -
You're grocery shopping and decide you don't need an item. What do you do with it?
Via cavemancircus.com
Put it back wherever — someone will take care of it. That's their job.Bring it back to where I found it.I buy it anyway — I don't even remember what aisle I got it in. -
You're opening a bag of chips in a crowded, quiet place. What's your method?
Via foodbeast.com
I slowly open the bag, trying not to make much noise.As fast as I can. It's like ripping off a Band-Aid, one and done.I save the chips for a less awkward room. -
The elevator doors open and it's full of people. What do you do?
Stand in front of the elevator to make sure I get on.Push my way to the front — I'm making sure I get on this elevator.Step to the side and let those already inside off before getting on. -
When is it OK to use the high beams on your car?
Via auto-gadgets.co.nz
When I'm the only person on the road.Whenever. If we weren't supposed to use them at will, we wouldn't have them.I don't know, I always forget to turn them off. -
You go to a party with Friend A and run into Friend B, who has never met Friend A. What do you do?
Immediately start catching up with the friend I ran into — IT'S BEEN SO LONG!Immediately introduce both of my friends to each other.Do nothing... They'll meet if they want to meet. -
Is "K" OK?
"K" is never OK. NEVER.Yeah, it's fine and it's a legitimate response. Stop being so sensitive.Are you serious? Why have you even read this far? Click the first one if you're not a sociopath.
