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Viral

BuzzFeed Staff

<b>Are you a giant a-hole?</b> Let's find out.

How Much Of An Asshole Are You?

You cancel plans you had with a friend. Whose responsibility is it to make new plans?

You go to the bathroom only to see this. What do you do?

What best describes the way you ride an escalator? 

How close do you stand to the person in front of you when you're in line?

When do you use the turn signals on your car?

You're sick on a workday. Do you go in?

You are male and enter a public bathroom to use the urinal. There is a row of urinals and one is taken. Where do you stand?

You're grocery shopping and decide you don't need an item. What do you do with it?

You're opening a bag of chips in a crowded, quiet place. What's your method?

The elevator doors open and it's full of people. What do you do?

When is it OK to use the high beams on your car?

You go to a party with Friend A and run into Friend B, who has never met Friend A. What do you do?

Is "K" OK?

Guess what, sucker! You suck! That's why I called you "sucker", sucker! You're the reason we can't have nice things, sucker. Seriously though - come on. We're all stuck on this planet together, you might as well use your turn signals.

AN ASSHOLE!

Hey, now! Not too shabby. You've got some work to do. You're not necessarily a full blown, raging asshole but you're fast on your way there. Your teetering right over that hole, the asshole. Just try to be a little more proactive in making other's lives easier and not just your own.

A LITTLE BIT OF AN A-HOLE!

Thank you. The world needs more people like you. Have you ever considered running for president or any other sort of public office? Hell, I'd love you as my comptroller. Your whole campaign platform could just be "I replace the toilet paper roll, all day, every day. Because I care." That'd get my vote. I would falsify dead relatives' voting records so I could vote a few more times, too. Look out for a lot of 140 year old supporters. YOU (THE NOT ASSHOLE) IN 2016!

How Much Of An Asshole Are You?

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