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27 Hall Passes That Are So Over The Top, They're Hilarious

Give these teachers a raise.

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1. A baby's leg:

2. Your teacher's face:

3. The Great Pumpkin:

4. A bass:


5. A literal rock:

6. A literal rock with the literal Rock on it:

7. Just a big jar of dirt:

8. An officer of the law:


9. An old leaf:

10. The severed head of an infant:

11. Literally just a thing of syrup:

12. An oar:


13. A life-sized replica of Bob Ross:

14. An oboe, obviously:

15. The world's largest pencil:

16. An HP injet laser printer:


17. A terrifying baby wrapped in terrifying tape:

18. A life jacket:

19. The WORLD:

20. The means of production:


21. Literally just an old computer:

22. Liam Neeson:

23. A baby table:

24. Just a big giant sign that says "MOVIES":


25. A skimboard:

26. Just a big, giant tube:

27. And, finally, a sign that tells you what's REALLY up: