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Is This Quote From A Child Or Serial Killer? The Answer Is Harder Than You Think

They've got a lot in common.

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  1. "I promise I won't ever chew on your bones. I promise."
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    A child
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    Child!

    The perpetrator, according to Redditor Lord_of_hosts, was a 3-year-old who "generally has a happy-go-lucky attitude" that was cuddling with his mom. How sweet.

  2. "I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."
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    A child
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    Child!

    He was talking to his dad, Redditor GatorMcGovern, and presumably hasn't murdered him yet.

  3. "I like children, they are tasty."
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    Serial killer!

    Albert Fish, the man who made lamps out of human skin and inspired pretty much every horror movie villain ever, said it! That's the Gray Man for you!

  4. "I want to peel your skin off."
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    A child
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    Serial killer
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    Child!

    According to Redditor psalm_69, his daughter woke him up at 6 a.m. and delivered these horrifying words. Why? Well, the sunburn on his face was starting to peel. Thoughtful.

  5. "Believe me, if I started murdering people there'd be none of you left."
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    A child
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    Serial killer
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    Serial killer!

    Ol' Charles "Charlie" Manson said that! You know who he is, right? That's his picture up there. Not a good dude!

  6. "I'm imagining the waves of blood rushing over me."
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    Child!

    According to Redditor hrhomer, his niece said this with a blank look on her face and has (most likely) never taken a shower of blood.

  7. "My brain is telling me to do things I don't want to do."
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    According to Redditor bortson, a 4-year-old said this after talking with his imaginary friend. Some friends that is!

  8. "Death comes with the territory. See you in Disneyland."
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    Serial killer!

    Richard Ramirez, the "Night Stalker," famously said this after receiving 19 life sentences for murdering 14 people.

  9. "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."
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    Child!

    After asking a 7-year-old "what's the best way to get a girlfriend," Redditor abluesxs received this very chill and not alarming at all response.

  10. "A clown can get away with murder."
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    Serial killer!

    John Wayne Gacy, AKA "The Clown Killer," said this. Get it? Because he was a clown. And he killed people! That's bad!

  11. "When you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever."
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    Redditor pipperfloats heard a 5-year-old say this. Worst of all? A 6-year-old's response: "That's stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?" That's what I call critical thinking.

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