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¿Esta cita es de un niño o de un asesino en serie? La respuesta es más difícil de lo que crees

¿Esta Cita la Dijo un Niño o un Asesino Serial? La Respuesta es Más Difícil de lo que Crees

Essa frase é de uma criança ou um serial killer? A resposta é mais difícil do que você pensa.

Is This Quote From A Child Or Serial Killer? The Answer Is Harder Than You Think

Is This Quote From Child Or Serial Killer? The Answer Is Harder Than You Think

The perpetrator, according to Redditor [Lord\_of\_hosts](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/c9mj9as), was a 3-year-old who "generally has a happy-go-lucky attitude" that was cuddling with his mom. How sweet.

Child!

"I promise I won't ever chew on your bones. I promise."

He was talking to his dad, Redditor [GatorMcGovern](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/c9mgq9l), and presumably hasn't murdered him yet.

"I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

Albert Fish, the man who made lamps out of human skin and inspired pretty much every horror movie villain ever, said it! That's the Gray Man for you!

Serial killer!

According to Redditor [psalm\_69](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/c9mg1jb), his daughter woke him up at 6 a.m. and delivered these horrifying words. Why? Well, the sunburn on his face was starting to peel. Thoughtful.

Ol' Charles "Charlie" Manson said that! You know who he is, right? That's his picture up there. Not a good dude!

"Believe me, if I started murdering people there'd be none of you left."

According to Redditor [hrhomer](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/c9mdfo3), his niece said this with a blank look on her face and has (most likely) never taken a shower of blood.

"I'm imagining the waves of blood rushing over me."

According to Redditor [bortson](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/c9mhu62), a 4-year-old said this after talking with his imaginary friend. Some friends that is!

"My brain is telling me to do things I don't want to do."

Richard Ramirez, the "Night Stalker," famously said this after receiving 19 life sentences for murdering 14 people.

"Death comes with the territory. See you in Disneyland."

After asking a 7-year-old "what's the best way to get a girlfriend," Redditor abluesxs received this very chill and not alarming at all response.

"Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

John Wayne Gacy, AKA "The Clown Killer," said this. Get it? Because he was a clown. And he killed people! That's bad!

Redditor [pipperfloats](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/c9mjbm3) heard a 5-year-old say this. Worst of all? A 6-year-old's response: "That's stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?" That's what I call critical thinking.

"When you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever."

Come on, now. You need to brush up on your mass murderers. Your mother and I are disappointed in you.

Not so good!

Hey! Have you ever murdered somebody before? If not, you should give it a try sometime. You've got a real knack for this stuff

Not too shabby!

What up my man Dahmer!!! Your score is as high as John Wayne Gacy's body count. Your father and I are so proud.

You're a serial killer expert

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