28 Painfully Awkward DMs That Spiraled Way, Wayyyyy Out Of Control

    Well, that's awkward.

    1. The vegetable DM:

    person asking what vegetable gives you the most anxiety

    2. The arrest DM:

    person asking as a joke if someone has been arrested, and they have

    3. The heaven DM:

    Text exchange: "Did it hurt," "yah," "i was talking about the fall from heaven," "it all hurts my life is pain and suffering"

    4. The library DM:

    Person saying a bad pickup line and the other person says get the fuck out of their DMs

    5. The Kate DM:

    Person saying they love the name Kate and want to name their kid that and will name their other kid DupliKate

    6. The leg DM:

    Someone asks if they'd rather lose an arm or leg and they say leg because they need both arms to snowmobile

    7. The letter "Y" DM:

    Person says the more y's you get in a response, the more someone likes you, then they text "Heyyy," and the response they get back is just "He"

    8. The Crocs DM:

    two people sexting and one says they took off their crocs and the other says to put them back on

    9. The bath DM:

    Person confusing "taken aback" and "taking a bath"

    10. The instrument DM:

    Person misspelling cello for chellow and orchestras for orhristras and then orgrastures

    11. The cars DM:

    Person asking if someone is into cars and they think they mean the movie

    12. The grill DM:

    Person saying they are not a girlll, they are a grill

    13. The first-move DM:

    Person says to make the first move and they get "Knight to F3" in response

    14. The fear DM:

    person asking what someone's biggest fear is and they say being forgotten, and the first person responds with "mine is the kool aid man"

    15. The ice DM:

    person butchering the "polar bear weighs enough to break the ice" line

    16. The antenna DM:

    Person telling a joke about two antennas with no punchline

    17. The Liz DM:

    Person saying the name Liz must be short for Disney's The Lizard King

    18. The butt DM:

    Person texting if your ass was split horizontally rather than vertically, would it clap when you ran down the stairs

    19. The foot DM:

    person sending a photo of two feet interlocking at the toes and asking of they want to do this, and the person says they can't explain how much they don't want to do that

    20. The dog DM:

    person flirting with a dog

    21. The construction DM:

    Text reading "dam girl are you a construction worker because you are building"

    22. The night DM:

    person mistaking a correction of "night" misspelled for a "good night" sendoff

    23. The kissing DM:

    Someone saying they want to kiss someone everywhere, and the other person makes a long list of jokey answers like "Springfield, Ohio?" "Red Lobster?"

    24. The inside DM:

    Person saying it's the inside that matters and they say an example of that is a fridge

    25. The John Denver DM:

    Person singing "country roads take me home" and the other person says "if you insist"

    26. The school DM:

    Person texting "you look four meal your" instead of "you look familiar"

    27. The minion DM:

    Text where someone thinks the movie is called "This Pickle Me 3," not "Despicable Me 3"

    28. The Shrek DM:

    Person inviting someone else to a Shrek-themed bbq