32 Things Basically Everyone Did A Decade Ago That Are Extremely Embarrassing Now

    What a long, strange trip it's been.

    1. Meticulously arranging your Myspace Top 8 to cause drama:

    2. Changing your profile pic to something like this:

    Spongebob with diamond grillz and a huge chain

    3. Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:

    And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:

    4. Arguing passionately over whether pirates could beat ninjas in a fight:

    5. Just posting the most ridiculous shit on Facebook:

    Facebook post of someone talking about how much they like Raisin Bran
    Facebook status about being outside

    6. Thinking Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:

    7. Thinking that typing like this was the coolest:

    8. Wearing shoes big enough to house a family of five:

    9. Talking about Michael Phelps's diet like six times a day:

    10. Taking pictures with that one awful Photo Booth filter:

    11. Owning that one white MacBook that got dirty after like a week:

    12. Taking weird pictures of your feet or hands because you all had matching bracelets or shoes:

    13. Harassing everyone on Facebook with like 14 "LOST PHONE, NEED NUMBERS" groups:

    14. And like 17 FarmVille requests:

    15. Watching every single Diet Coke and Mentos video on the internet:

    16. Taking dramatic photos of Converse:

    17. And writing down dramatic lyrics all over your shoes:

    18. Insisting that BlackBerry was way better than the iPhone because of Brick Breaker and BBM:

    19. Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a 2-inch screen:

    20. Changing your age to 99 years old on Myspace:

    21. Faking people out with your voice mail message:

    22. Texting incognito with your phone in your pocket:

    23. Watching movies on portable DVD players, god rest their soul:

    24. Constantly quoting that one Bill O'Reilly video wherein he swears:

    25. Celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

    26. Or changing your language to "pirate" on Facebook:

    27. Updating Facebook from a tiny lil' phone:

    28. Taking selfies with a big-ass digital camera:

    29. Getting obsessed with Doppelgänger Week on Facebook:

    30. Carrying both an iPod and a cellphone AT THE SAME DAMN TIME:

    31. Uploading 400 pictures to Facebook at once in an album with a title from a Dave Matthews Band song:

    32. Spending money on ringback tones. Sweet, sweet ringback tones: