1. This comforting thought:
2. This important distinction:
3. Car repair:
4. Important questions:
5. Inconvenient sunshine:
6. Tonight's dinner:
7. A casual euthanizing:
8. Trippy numbers:
9. Important scientific discoveries:
10. Floor problems:
11. Imagination:
12. Tomorrow's dinner:
13. Bulletproof conspiracies:
14. Habla gations:
15. Good ol'-fashioned patriotism:
16. Spooky math:
17. Healthy reminders:
18. The beginning of the Flat Mars Society:
19. Head injuries:
20. Blind communications:
21. Fine art sales:
22. Carrot prep:
23. The ultimate comparison:
24. The true difference between the two:
25. Eclipse super powers:
26. Braille driving:
27. Number revelations:
28. Map games:
29. A wee bit of measuring:
30. Delicious milk:
31. And, finally, the fake-ass universe:
