Jolly ol' day, hungry young chaps! Fancy a bagel with nature's finest dairy spread?
Ah yes, the gift of the almighty Bagel Gods! Kings of the cream! Sultans of spread! Cream cheese!
Look at that beautiful cream.
This is what moldy cream cheese looks like.
Delicious, spreadable grey goo.
It's a different level of digusting.
It looks like Oscar the Grouch and Grover made love with a trashcan.
It looks like they found the lost city of Atlantis inside of a urinal:
In conclusion, now you know what cream cheese looks like when it expires. Have a good life! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!