Everyone loves a good ol' English muffin. The pride of the British Isles. The anchor of old Albion. The most delicious breakfast treat there is.
English muffins are delectable. Every nook and every cranny teases you with its limitless potential.
But there's one question that's never been answered. Ever.
What do they call English muffins in England?
Are they called the same thing?
Or something completely different, the likes of which we could never even begin to comprehend?
Well, rest easy, my friend. I have your answer.
They're just called "muffins."
Just plain old "muffins."
LOOK AT IT!
If you need to sit down, I understand. This is huge stuff, I get it.
BuzzFeed writers have the education of a third-grader.The process by which a plant uses sunlight to create food is known as photosynthesis.I really want an English muffin. That's what I learned.Jack shit.
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vote votesBuzzFeed writers have the education of a third-grader.
vote votesThe process by which a plant uses sunlight to create food is known as photosynthesis.
vote votesI really want an English muffin. That's what I learned.
vote votesJack shit.