1. This little accident:

2. The Animaniacs dusting for fingerprints:

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3. SpongeBob's prison shower joke:

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4. Lord Farquad's castle compensating for...you know:

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5. The circumcision joke in The Rugrats Movie:

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6. The "hooker" in Toy Story:

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7. Or maybe Buzz getting a little excited over Jessie in Toy Story 2:
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8. The bus driver reaching maximum creepiness in Hocus Pocus:

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9. Grandpa's hippie days on Hey Arnold:

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10. Dexter's new assistant's answer after he asks her to dance around:
...not to mention this:

11. Heffer getting "milked" in Rocko's Modern Life:
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And Rocko going "berry" picking too:
Actually, pretty much everything on that show:
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12. Patrick's "genius" showing:

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13. When Stu says Phil and Lil's dad is away doing some "male bonding" and makes this gesture:
14. And can we talk about LONELY SPACE VIXENS???

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15. This scene from The Road To El Dorado... She's nowhere near his face:
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16. Nala's "business time" face:

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17. SpongeBob watching a sea porn:

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We've all watched a little sea porn from time to time, right?
Not to mention the PANTY RAID:
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This cake too:

And...uh...this:

18. The episode of Cow & Chicken where a gang of literal "carpet munchers" take over the house:

19. This scene in Ed, Edd, and Eddy:

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Not to mention this note Edd's parents left him...

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20. Pretty much every single thing that happened in Ren & Stimpy, but also this scene where...the saw...goes...LIMP:
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21. This scene from Victorious:
22. In Space Jam when the doctor asks Patrick Ewing if “there any other areas aside from basketball that you find yourself, unable to perform?" and Patrick responds: "NO!!!"

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23. And can we talk about how Dumbledore's brother Aberforth "did questionable things with a goat"?

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24. The Flash and Hawk Girl's casual conversation about his love life:

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25. The well-placed Sophicles reference in Hercules:

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26. And in Aladdin when the Genie says, "I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to shake until the honeymoon":
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27. Finally, this burn to end all burns from Full House:

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