1. He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously 2. He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere 3. He understands your horse's problem 4. He knows how to hug a dog 5. He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong 6. His favorite past-time is beating up children 7. Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up 8. He can clean your teeth 9. He loves to dress up with George Bush 10. He cares about his fans 11. He also knows what your bird is going through 12. He doesn't care about your fears 13. He'll make you a new mug 14. He's constantly surprised 15. He dresses to impress 16. He's best friends with Michael Flately 17. He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat 18. He also pioneered shirtless fishing 19. He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks 20. He's a friend of the ocean 21. He WILL pile-drive you 22. He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix" 23. He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching 24. He'll nurse you back to health 25. He doesn't care about your dumb meeting 26. He'll whisper sweet nothings to you 27. This.