1. Classic jokes:
2. Home Alone:
Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone Obama: Joe, no Biden: Just one booby trap Obama: Joe
3. Pixar in real life:
Biden: I feel like we should do something for him. He seems lonely. Obama: For the last time, Joe. Bernie Sanders… https://t.co/owxyArtFJL
4. THE PURPLE ONE:
Obama: Excuse me waiter, can we change the toy from the kids meal? Biden: *whispers* not the purple one Obama: NO… https://t.co/rJFsbhxZPA
5. Hide-'n'-go Biden:
Biden: Oh boy, his car is here, quick let's all hide Obama: Joe pls
6. The new Joe:
Obama: Joe... Biden: I don't want to hear it, Barack. This is who I am now.
7. Laser pens:
Obama: *whispers* put the laser pointer away or give it to me
8. Tiny hands:
Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles? Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him t… https://t.co/oDEsx6yNxn
9. Night Hawk:
Secretary: Mr Biden? Biden:.... Secretary: *Sigh*... Night Hawk Biden: What is it Martha?
10. Joe's vacation:
Biden: and this is when we went zip lining. Michelle said I was brave. I was scared tho
11. Sandwiches:
Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat Barack: That's nice, Joe Joe: And then I'm going to offer… https://t.co/yrvGYOK9Iu
12. Biden vs. Biden:
Biden: I'll be fine living on my own. I don't need Barack. Biden to Biden: Tell him your pregnant with his child.
13. Whoopee cushions:
Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*mutt… https://t.co/TJpAVZYfyd
14. Pens:
Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump Obama: Why? Joe: Because he bringing his own. Obama: ??? Joe: HE'S BRINGING HIS… https://t.co/gZ1Sy2xRgO
15. Joe calls 911:
this is one of my favorites.
16. Horcruxes:
Biden: I'm gonna throw his wig into the fireplace. Obama: Joe, don't. Biden: One horcrux down, 6 to go.
17. Powdering noses:
Biden: *whispers* I left a bag of Cheetos in the bathroom. Obama: Why? Biden: in case he needs to powder his nos… https://t.co/tAJazt46YU
18. January 21st:
Obama: Check pl- Biden: Actually, we'll take five more milkshakes and you can bill the White House on January 21st
19. How to defeat ISIS:
Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden… https://t.co/AjGpaOu68a
20. Lego dumps:
Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over th… https://t.co/ryG2MMrmSo
21. Battery problems:
Joe: "What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave" Barack:" Joe we can't-" Joe: "Or we co… https://t.co/iZc1Hx7PdN
22. Leo and Barack:
If you could just tell Joe that Inception wasn't a documentary I think we could all get some sleep tonight.
23. Wi-Fi password:
Biden: I'm not giving them the wifi password Obama: Joe... Biden: I said what I said
24. Roll with it:
Obama: "Joe, why are you still holding my hand?" Biden: "I wanna freak Mike Pence out" Obama: "But why?" Biden: "J… https://t.co/tvzADWRDo0
25. Ice Cream Joe:
Biden: Like heck am I leaving him any ice cream, Barack here take a cone Obama: Joe you know I'm lactose into- Bid… https://t.co/4lFUkRMcI0
26. And bros for life:
Obama:tell the world were bros Biden:*whispers* were bros Obama:bro why'd u whisper Biden:ur my world bro Obama:bro