1.
You can never compare him to Squidward again...
2.
You'll never have to make him stay late again...
3.
You'll never have to laugh and then cry:
...because HE'S GOT A DAMN OSCAR!!
4.
You don't have to become a skeleton...
5.
You'll never be able to use an innocent little Lindsay Lohan meme...
6.
And you'll never have to bake a cake like this again...
...because HE'S GOT A DAMN OSCAR!!
7.
You'll never have to make a collage of Leo crying again...
9.
You'll never be able to make a Charlie Brown joke again...
...because he won the OSCAR!
10.
You'll never have to end up here again...
BECAUSE HE WON THE *all together now* DAMN OSCAR!!!
13.
You'll never be able to post this on anyone's Facebook wall...
14.
And you'll never be able to Dinkleberg him...
15.
And this? THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE.
16.
You'll never be able to have a dog stare-off:
17.
You'll never have to worry about how far Leo will go again...
18.
Or what he might do to get his hands on one of those statues...
19.
You'll never have to doubt science again...
20.
Or worry about Leo ending up in Ukraine...
21.
And sorry, but you'll never be able to feel better about yourself this way...
...because now he HAS A DAMN OSCAR.
