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Working front desk, I got a call from housekeeping that a guy was face-down on the floor. I go up and try and wake him up, as I lifted his vomit-covered face, I can see a needle hanging out of his mouth. Yep. He’d O.D.’d, and passed out half-naked on the floor. First summer working… Read More

I’m American and I’m disgusted. Get a kettle, you heathens. It’s like $15. Don’t want to wait? Get an electric. Faster than a microwave, and it actually boils the water so your teabag isn’t swimming in a lukewarm bath of tepid life choices that it had no say in.

From my sister “If it isn’t everything you want, everything you deserve, then don’t say yes.”

Singin’ In the Rain, the 1950’s Disney Alice In Wonderland and literally ANY (and all) of the Jurassic Park movies. Any of those I can watch again and again and be totally happy.

The first episode of Agents of SHIELD. It set the tone for how the series was gonna go. Clark Gregg is, obviously, so awesome, back in the saddle as Coulson, Ming-Na Wen as Melinda May is stunning. The entire cast is so well rounded and compliments each other so well that by the last… Read More

Ultimately from northeastern New York, like ten miles from Canada. The weirdest thing from NY has got to be Michigan hot dogs. They do not originate from Michigan. It’s hamburger meat-sauce, on top of a red-skin hot dog, and if you want it “buried” it means you’re gonna get raw onion… Read More

Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face!! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. He’s so, so funny. Small-town comedian moves to the Big Apple. He’s my favorite, seriously.

I always fall back on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was cut down in its prime, every episode was hilarious. I love Joel and the Bots and then of course Joel’s replacement Mike. It’s just a hilarious show riffing on cheesy movies. It’s gloriously funny and clever and I am always… Read More

My first album was Selena Live The Last Concert!! I was 12! I still have this album memorized. She was so incredible.

I got the Portrait of Mrs Amouroux - The Artist’s Sister In-Law by Richard Canals.