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Are You A Basic Witch?

Brunch or Blasphemy?

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  1. 1. What do you like to do on Saturdays?

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    Brunch with BFF's
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    Brunch with BFF's

    Mimosas!

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    The Dark Congregation
    The Dark Congregation

    Each and every Seventh Day, I convene with my coven to smear ourselves with foul ointments and pay homage to Greznok.

  2. 2. What's your favorite type of candle?

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    Scented Candles
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    Scented Candles

    Lavender. Mmmm.

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    A foul candle made from the fat of a stolen infant.
    A foul candle made from the fat of a stolen infant.

    And it shall be lit whilst incanting dark and unholy celebrations of the Demon Lord.

  3. 3. What's on your Pinterest page?

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    Food, Vacations, Wedding Stuff
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    Food, Vacations, Wedding Stuff
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    I know not of this 'Pinterest'.
    I know not of this 'Pinterest'.

    Yet its name has the sound of a torturous punishment designed by those who would choose to stifle to true power of Greznok. I would gladly suffer the pain of one thousand Pinterests in exchange for one hour of servitude beneath the Dark One.

  4. 4. Are you jealous of your friend's love-life?

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    Yes.
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    Yes.

    I met Tim first, and she totally...ugh... I just think I understand him better.

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    No!
    No!

    Envy has no place in the sisterhood of witches, for we are all wives of the Demon Lord. All his incubi are but He in material form, and we share this fornication with dutiful zeal.

  5. 5. What will your wedding be like?

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    Beautiful.
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    Beautiful.

    So. Many. Flowers.

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    Blasphemous
    Blasphemous

    For that is the wish of Greznok, and the loathsome sin we manifest will be reflected in our dark matrimony. No holy water will pass our flesh on this day.

  6. 6. What's your favorite television show?

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    "Charmed"
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    "Charmed"
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    I understand not. What is tele-vision?
    I understand not. What is tele-vision?

    Some sort of chimerical sorcery? My Sisters need help at any means, for the Church's noose tightens upon our abominable commune. Teach us this tele-vision before our day of Tribulation!

  7. 7. Who's your favorite royalty?

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    Kate Middleton
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    Kate Middleton

    OMG. So pretty.

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    Greznok
    Greznok

    He is the king of all that thrives in the shadow, and my witchcraft is for his glory only.

  8. 8. Your favorite juice?

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    Kale, spinach, pineapple, wheatgrass, and celery.
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    Kale, spinach, pineapple, wheatgrass, and celery.

    So detoxifying and delicious!

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    Black Moss Ointment
    Black Moss Ointment

    Extracted from the blood of toads and mixed with waters from the foul swamps of cursed forests.

  9. 9. Who is your inspiration?

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    Gwyneth Paltrow
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    Gwyneth Paltrow

    <3 Goop

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    Jane Fletwin of Aberdeen, 1583
    Jane Fletwin of Aberdeen, 1583

    For she spat in the eyes of her Inquisitors and even when brought up towards their flaming pyre, laughed and praised the Dark One. No redemption for this heretic.

  10. 10. What book do you like better?

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    Basically anything by Nicholas Sparks
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    Basically anything by Nicholas Sparks

    Or "Eat Pray Love"

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    "The Seculon"
    "The Seculon"

    The ancient tome penned by warlock Noveho Doch'mano. So complete are its blasphemous rites, that in 1286, Pope Honorius IV declared any utterance of its existence a crime punishable by beheading.

  11. 11. What's your favorite spice?

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    Pumpkin Spice

    Obsessed with lattes.

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    Hemlock, Belladona, Hogweed
    Hemlock, Belladona, Hogweed

    Any herb that causes the death of those who swallow it, for these are spices of blasphemy.

  12. 12. What are you dressing as for Halloween?

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    Sexy witch, obvs.
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    Sexy witch, obvs.
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    I shall take the form of a she-wolf.
    I shall take the form of a she-wolf.

    Or possibly a goat. In this manner, I shall escape my accusers.

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