Brunch with BFF's
Mimosas!David Roth / Via GettyThe Dark Congregation
Each and every Seventh Day, I convene with my coven to smear ourselves with foul ointments and pay homage to Greznok.
Lavender. Mmmm.Image Source / Via GettyA foul candle made from the fat of a stolen infant.
And it shall be lit whilst incanting dark and unholy celebrations of the Demon Lord.
Food, Vacations, Wedding StuffAmy_Dunne / Via PinterestI know not of this 'Pinterest'.
Yet its name has the sound of a torturous punishment designed by those who would choose to stifle to true power of Greznok. I would gladly suffer the pain of one thousand Pinterests in exchange for one hour of servitude beneath the Dark One.
I met Tim first, and she totally...ugh... I just think I understand him better.Jamie Grill / Via GettyNo!
Envy has no place in the sisterhood of witches, for we are all wives of the Demon Lord. All his incubi are but He in material form, and we share this fornication with dutiful zeal.
So. Many. Flowers.Tom Merton / Via GettyBlasphemous
For that is the wish of Greznok, and the loathsome sin we manifest will be reflected in our dark matrimony. No holy water will pass our flesh on this day.
"Charmed"Spelling Television / Via i.cdn.turner.comI understand not. What is tele-vision?
Some sort of chimerical sorcery? My Sisters need help at any means, for the Church's noose tightens upon our abominable commune. Teach us this tele-vision before our day of Tribulation!
OMG. So pretty.Nick Warner / Via commons.wikimedia.orgGreznok
He is the king of all that thrives in the shadow, and my witchcraft is for his glory only.
Kale, spinach, pineapple, wheatgrass, and celery.
So detoxifying and delicious!Tara Moore / Via GettyBlack Moss Ointment
Extracted from the blood of toads and mixed with waters from the foul swamps of cursed forests.
<3 GoopFilmMagic / Via GettyJane Fletwin of Aberdeen, 1583
For she spat in the eyes of her Inquisitors and even when brought up towards their flaming pyre, laughed and praised the Dark One. No redemption for this heretic.
Basically anything by Nicholas Sparks
Or "Eat Pray Love"Warner Bros. / Via Amazon"The Seculon"
The ancient tome penned by warlock Noveho Doch'mano. So complete are its blasphemous rites, that in 1286, Pope Honorius IV declared any utterance of its existence a crime punishable by beheading.
Obsessed with lattes.Starbucks / Via FacebookHemlock, Belladona, Hogweed
Any herb that causes the death of those who swallow it, for these are spices of blasphemy.
Sexy witch, obvs.Artranq / Via GettyI shall take the form of a she-wolf.
Or possibly a goat. In this manner, I shall escape my accusers.