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1. A set of blooming tea balls to plop in your piping hot mug for a drink that not only tastes great but looks like you plucked it out of an enchanted garden.
2. An affordable teeth whitening pen because no one wants to sit around and wait weeks for noticeable results. For under $20 you can treat your teeth anytime, anyplace, and get instantly whiter chompers without any lingering pain or sensitivity.
3. A pack of velvet pocket scrunchies so you can go purse-free even when you opt to wear that dress without pockets. Then shock your friends when you pull a wad of cash out of seemingly thin air!
4. A powerful mold and mildew stain cleaner that'll lift the most daunting grout and caulking stains without the back-breaking scrubbing. Just apply the concentrated gel formula, wait six to eight hours, and wipe it off to reveal the pearly white grout you never thought you'd see again.
5. These flower-shaped fizzing toilet bombs for cleaning your porcelain throne with all the sweet smells and bubbling pomp and circumstance of a bath bomb.
6. A motion-activated adhesive cooler light if you want to surprise and delight guests with a surefire way to keep the Dogfish Head fans from accidentally grabbing a Bud Lite.
7. A stretchy exercise belt with multiple access pockets to store your massive phone, keys, your ID, and even a snack with a no-bounce belt that looks just like the waistband of your favorite yoga pants.
8. A bottle of professional-grade callus-removing gel because reviewers say dead skin dissolves in mere minutes, and that sounds wayyy better than spending hours hunched over your feet with a pumice stone just to get the same results.
9. A musical pop-up cake stand previously featured on Shark Tank so you can surprise friends and family with cake, a heart attack, and a present — all in one!
10. A high-voltage bug zapper that offers top-notch protection from mosquitoes, gnats, flies, and moths in an area up to 1,500 square feet. You'll wonder if it's working until you check the bottom tray and reveal a pile of bug carcasses...then you'll KNOW it's working.
11. A compact collapsible water storage cube with a spigot that (shockingly) expands to hold a whopping 5.3 gallons of water. Whether you're camping or just stocking your family's bug-out bag, this reusable container makes fresh water storage easier, cheaper, *and* more eco-friendly.
12. A pack of scratch-off lunchbox notes for combining the thoughtfulness of a handwritten note with the satisfying reveal of a lottery card.
13. A pack of biodegradable drain cleaning tablets with powerful foaming action if you want eyewitness proof that all the out-of-sight grime clogging (and stinking) up your garbage disposal is working its way out.
14. A folding Simpsons enamel pin to flash your friends with the ~steamy~ special agent badge of agent Fox Mulder.
15. A pack of Skin1004's Zombie masks because in order to enjoy the skin tightening, fine line-reducing benefits this mask promises, you first have to look like an extra in The Walking Dead for 15 minutes. It'll just make that post-facial reveal all the sweeter!
16. A cardboard cat scratcher lounge that guests will think is a piece of priceless art — until the cat makes an appearance, that is.
17. A Nicolas Cage sequined pillow cover for bringing the eternal joy of the actor-turned-meme-star's face into your home — whenever you choose to reveal it!
18. A multipurpose patio cooler cosplaying as a side table or ottoman so you can keep the cold ones coming without constant trips to the kitchen.
19. A soy Jackpot candle if you're looking for a gift that'll *dazzle* the recipient not just with the sweet smells of a premium wood wick candle, but with a surprise ring hidden inside that can be valued anywhere from $15–$5,000.
20. Plus, a jewelry cleaning pen to instantly return cloudy gems to their former, out-of-the-box glory without shelling out the big bucks for a professional cleaning.
21. A box of salicylic acid wart-removing bandages because a wart erupting from your skin like a gross butterfly isn't the reveal you want, but it's the reveal you need.
22. A magical Harry Potter pop-up book so you can feel like a real-life wizard with the knowledge that a 3D trip to Hogwarts is just a page turn away.
23. Some all-natural pre-portioned toothpaste tablets that make brushing feel like conducting a mini science experiment in your mouth. Just chew, add water and you're on your way to a mess- and plastic-free clean.
24. These mini compressed cotton wipes if you're looking for an "adult" version of those expandable washcloths you had as a kid. Each tablet is individually wrapped and expands with the help of a little water, so you always have a wipe on hand when you need with without weighing down your bag.
25. Some thermal color-changing nail polish for anyone with manicure commitment issues. This vegan and cruelty-free formula changes color depending on the temperature, so you can enjoy two separate looks with half the effort.
26. A length-adjustable pet hair broom with rubber bristles to wrangle pet hair from your carpet and reveal just how much is left behind after you vacuum. If that wasn't enough, there's also a built-in squeegee for corralling spilled liquids and cleaning glass.
27. These soothing eucalyptus bath bombs because they're not just fun to watch dissolve, but they also release a sinus-soothing eucalyptus scent that'll make your me-time all the more rejuvenating.
28. A silicone collapsible coffee cup for making you feel like Mary Poppins, pulling full-on cups out of your teeny tiny bag and making those essential coffee runs a lot more Earth-friendly in the process.
30. A pack of hydrocolloid pimple patches with gunk-absorbing powers that will visibly improve the look of your pimples like ~magic~.
31. A color-depositing purple hair serum to scratch that "I'm bored with my hair" itch without bleach or a trip to the salon. Just apply to wet hair, blow-dry, and enjoy tinted locks that can last up to six washes.
32. A pack of plant-based sponges that arrive compressed (for more efficient shipping) and suddenly pop-up when run under water. Then it's all ready for some zero waste cleaning — each sponge is made from natural wood pulp with zero plastic or dyes allowing it to biodegrade over time, unlike regular plastic sponges.
Shoutout to everyone living life with a flair for the dramatic:
